I have the power to touch people.

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Thurion Heavenshield"] You must be outta your damn mind.

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

@[member="Burtton Gustah"] - Hootch is crazy...

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Thurion Heavenshield"] *Nikt*

 

[Kitt Solo]

T-t-t-touched like a...

 

[Shaun Spenser]

T-t-t-touched like a...

Angel? No. Virgin? No! Macaulay Culkin!

@[member="Thurion Heavenshield"] It's actually Hooch E. Wally. And my name is Turner Classic.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

T-t-t-touched like a...

Hey there. You can call me...anytime. @[member="Kitt Solo"]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] When do I get to choose our names?!

 

[Shaun Spenser]

@[member="Burtton Gustah"] You know what? You take the next one, buddy.

See? I can share. Eat it, horoscope!

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] Alright...my name is...

...is...Burtton...Gustah...

AND...this...is...

...McShaun...

MCSPENSER!

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] Shaun, we need a case, like now. We should advertise to see if any of these law enforcement agencies want our expertise.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

*pats @[member="Burtton Gustah"] on the back*
Shh, shh....It's okay, Gus. I'll let that one slide and give you a mulligan.

And yes, we do need an advertisement. Things are slow. Almost....too slow.
You make up the ad, though. You know how I'm not good with....umm.....you know.....
Words.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] Try reading a dictionary Shaun. A'ight, I'll do the ad, but only because I want it to be classy.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

You know that's right.
Mine would turn out looking more like a ransom note.