I Am Sensing....

[Shaun Spenser]

...that I never made my grand entrance.

That is all.

Until it's not.

 

[Ilias Nytrau]

*slow clap*
Do you do more tricks? <_<

 

[Burtton Gustah]

Shaun...I don't have time for this. I have a job you know.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

Dude, you can sell old people their tiny blue happy pills later.

Right now, I need some back up. I'm tracking down a murderer. I'm also winning at pazaak, and can't afford to leave the table.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

You don't even know what Pazaak is Shaun...and besides...you know I'm the player out of us two.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

Gus, you're not a player, you just crush a lot.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

*slow clap*
Do you do more tricks? <_<

I can make a straw wrapper crawl like a worm.

Oh, and I can make the inside of my elbow look like a butt.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

You just watch, Shaun, I gots the moooves.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

Oh yeah? Jagger called. He said you can keep them.

 

[Tahira Solo]

I don't even...

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] Pfft.

@[member="Tahira Solo"] Hello there

 

[Tahira Solo]

I'd stick with pharmaceutical sales, @[member="Burtton Gustah"].

 

[Shaun Spenser]

I believe what this woman is trying to say here, Gus, is that you can suck it.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Tahira Solo"] It's a very sexy industry...ever heard of Viagra?

@[member="Shaun Spenser"] Shut it, Shaun. She's already softening to me.

 

[Ilias Nytrau]

Did she say pharma? @[member="Burtton Gustah"], who do you work for?

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Ordon Trozky"] Things are a little slow right now...with both of my jobs, thanks to someone...its a small local company. You have probably never heard of it.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

@[member="Ordon Trozky"], did you just ask, "Who does Number 2 work for?" Way to rip off Austin Powers, man.

@[member="Burtton Gustah"]

@[member="Ordon Trozky"] Things are a little slow right now...with both of my jobs, thanks to someone...its a small local company. You have probably never heard of it.

Gus, don't be like that. I like to think of it more like, supplementing your income.

Shut it, Shaun. She's already softening to me.

Stool softens, Gus. I, however, do not think she is as easily pliable. But enough potty talk....

Besides, she already said she's interested in me.

 

[Burtton Gustah]

@[member="Shaun Spenser"]
She's only interested in you because you said you owned your own starship...liar liar pants on fire.
@[member="Ordon Trozky"]
Don't listen to Shaun, I have a future to be concerned about and a low risk investment portfolio to grow. If you have work, I'll take it.

 

[Shaun Spenser]

liar liar pants on fire

Gus, your rhyming skills are rudimentary at best.
How about this?
I don't care, I don't care, I can buy another pair.

 

[Tahira Solo]

Um, already got a ring on it, guys.

Sowwy.