Smooth Criminal
You've been hit by... you've been struck by...
Kinley Pryse can win a sabacc game with a hand of expired ration coupons and pure confidence
Corellia smelled like fuel, hot metal, and ego. Kinley Pryse liked two out of the three.
The sun beat down across the outskirts of Coronet City, baking the rows of stripped freighters and rusting engine parts that littered the salvage yard. Somewhere nearby, a hydrospanner screamed against durasteel while an old loader droid cursed in binary at a stuck tread. Just another day on the galaxy's most self-important rock.
According to every Corellian with a pulse, the planet produced the greatest pilots in the galaxy.
According to Kinley, they mostly produced loud men with fast ships and fragile pride.
Still, flyboys were entertaining. Easy to flatter. Easier to rob.
She shifted her weight against the side of her speeder, boot crossed over the other, hat tipped low enough to shade her eyes. A toothpick rolled lazily between her teeth while one gloved hand rested near the holster at her hip. To anyone passing by, she looked relaxed. Casual.
Truth was, she was counting seconds.
Behind her sat an old GX-12 freight hauler that looked one hard sneeze away from total collapse. One engine casing hung open. Coolant stains streaked the hull. Half the exterior panels were mismatched salvage colors, and the port stabilizer had been deliberately scorched black to make it look like it had blown during atmospheric entry.
Perfect camouflage.
Inside the "broken" freighter sat enough credit chits to pay over three thousand workers stationed in Naboo's expanding plasma-refinement facilities. The Trade Guild handling payroll had switched to physical transport after a string of slicing attacks compromised their banking relays in the Mid Rim. Someone in accounting decided old-fashioned hard currency was safer than digital transfers.
Someone in accounting was an idiot.
Kinley had intercepted the shipping route three weeks ago. A few forged manifests, one bribed dock supervisor, and a falsified maintenance request later, the payroll shipment had conveniently ended up stranded in a quiet salvage yard under her supervision.
Now all she needed was a fall guy.
Her eyes drifted toward the road leading into the yard.
The engineer should be arriving any minute now.
Poor bastard probably thought he was answering a routine repair call from a stranded cargo pilot. Come fix the dead freighter. Earn a few credits. Maybe flirt a little. Then, sometime during diagnostics, the ship would disappear with the payroll aboard while every security log conveniently showed one last authorized mechanic accessing the systems.
Clean.
Simple.
Beautiful.
Kinley smirked around the toothpick as the distant whine of an approaching speeder finally reached her ears.
Showtime.
A Smooth Criminal
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