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Jsc

~Still Surfin
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sabrina

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[member="Definitely Not Tefka"] run away now, it is your only hope from our benevolent dictator [member="Tefka"]
Please don't tell him I warned you
 
Hi, Definitely Not Tefka! My advice is to find a picture of some hot model or actress, or anime pic of some girl in lingerie, and create something. Whatever, it honestly doesn't matter, so long as she's a lesbian in this game. Then you'll never lack writing partners, assuming what you're looking for in a Star Wars game is some sweet girl-on-girl romance. Force Sensitive is even better, because then you can lob star fighters at whichever side you dislike more while you plan your sexy wedding.

Also, please make sure you complain a lot about trivial things, and generally act like an a** to everyone. That way you can quit the game in a huff (or a minute and a huff if you have a few more last-minute passive-aggressive snipes to hurl), before coming back again with an apology that includes a lot of references to how you weren't actually wrong about anything.

Anyway, please enjoy your stay here and be sure to butter up the Admins, especially Tefka. Otherwise you'll never get any submission through or win any contested threads or get a good parking spot or be named Member of the Month or anything.

EDIT: Well crap, you already quit. There's me reading all out of order. Okay, well, I'm sure you're still checking out this thread and the one you quit on to see who misses you and wants you to come back, especially if it's someone with a cute avatar, so, see you sooner.
 

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