Derisive Umbaran
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HYPORI SYSTEM, HYPORI
NEW E'Y-AKH, THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW
There was only the sound of fingers drumming impatiently on the desk to disturb the otherwise silent office. The Director of the newly minted Department of Law stared daggers into the bureaucrat seated across from him. The bureaucrat, in turn, shifted uncomfortably. It was never a good day for whoever got the short straw and had to give "unfavorable" news to Gerion. This was no different, particularly when the subject matter included a corporation that had apparently been razed by the One Sith- one of the largest in the galaxy -scrambling to take up a new residence in the Techno Union.
And then taking up residence in the Techno Union.
Without a word to the Techno Union.
"I'm going to relay what you have told me back to you, then you tell me if my understanding is correct." Gerion leaned back in his chair, folding his arms across his chest. "And then you can go."
The bureaucrat, nervous, spindly little Gran that he was, nodded eagerly. Anything to get out of here sooner rather than later.
"Titan Industries alleges it was attacked by the One Sith, so they announce they are relocating to the Techno Union while simultaneously placing a bounty on their abandoned facilities and any Sith who would attempt to stop the destruction of these abandoned facilities. Meanwhile, we maintain a military alliance with the One Sith... Correct?"
The Gran, named Jorveth, nodded.
"And prior to arriving over Roon and constructing their MegaTriangle..."
"Gigabox." Jorveth correct, impulsively.
"Whatever. Their Gigabox." Gerion rolled his eyes, 'Gigabox' leaving his mouth as if it left a poor taste there. "Prior to that, they contacted...?"
"No one, uh, sir."
"The Executive Council? The Foreman?" Gerion pressed, but the Gran only shook his head.
"The Obsidian Order? The Spynet? The Department of Security? Any department? Any Viceroy?"
For all this, Jorveth only had a negative response. Either a shake of the head or a muttered 'no.' Generally speaking, it was the Department of Law's duty to keep a look out for suspicious corporate activity. That is, in addition to suspicious activity from other branches of government to a degree. But this right now took the cake and required his full attention. A large, intergalactic corporation was currently prancing about the galaxy shouting about how it had made enemies of the One Sith and were relocating to Techno Union space. And they had done so without any actual dialogue between any branch or level of the Techno Union's government.
"I think you may be able to see why this is problematic."
Especially with the apparently non-consensual construction of UltraTrapezoids over the Techno Union's capitol planet. Normally Gerion may have flagged this immediately and moved on, but since this was Titan Industries and Gerion was more than happy to allow for an added opportunity to break up the Techno Union-One Sith alliance... Well, he was sure that whatever happened was just a delightful mistake. As soon as someone spoke with this Tefraxis fellow, it would be all cleared up. No one else seemed interested in taking initiative, so Gerion would opt for the duty himself. Then file his report and recommendation to the Executive Council accordingly.
"Go get into contact with Titan Industries. Inform them that their owner is expected to appear before Department of Law officials within a week. I'll be presiding over this myself. You're dismissed."
Grateful to be dismissed, Jorveth got up from his seat and shuffled off to do just that.
//incoming transmission:
To: Titan Industries
From: The Department of Law
Subject: Investigation Regarding Recent Events
Salutations,
TEFRAXIS OBAULDI, CEO OF TITAN INDUSTRIES, is hereby summoned before THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW to answer for QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES engaged in by TITAN INDUSTRIES. TEFRAXIS OBAULDI is expected to appear within ONE WEEK at the DEPARTMENT OF LAW HEADQUARTERS ON HYPORI. A REPRESENTATIVE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.
The coordinates of the appointed meeting place have been attached to this transmission.
Failure to appear before THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW within the given time-frame will result in severe consequences including, but not limited to, HEAVY FINING, ARREST, AND SEARCH OF ALL PROPERTY WITHIN TECHNO UNION SPACE.
Signed,
Director Gerion Ardik, Department of Law
//transmission ending…
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HYPORI SYSTEM, HYPORI
NEW E'Y-AKH, THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW
There was only the sound of fingers drumming impatiently on the desk to disturb the otherwise silent office. The Director of the newly minted Department of Law stared daggers into the bureaucrat seated across from him. The bureaucrat, in turn, shifted uncomfortably. It was never a good day for whoever got the short straw and had to give "unfavorable" news to Gerion. This was no different, particularly when the subject matter included a corporation that had apparently been razed by the One Sith- one of the largest in the galaxy -scrambling to take up a new residence in the Techno Union.
And then taking up residence in the Techno Union.
Without a word to the Techno Union.
"I'm going to relay what you have told me back to you, then you tell me if my understanding is correct." Gerion leaned back in his chair, folding his arms across his chest. "And then you can go."
The bureaucrat, nervous, spindly little Gran that he was, nodded eagerly. Anything to get out of here sooner rather than later.
"Titan Industries alleges it was attacked by the One Sith, so they announce they are relocating to the Techno Union while simultaneously placing a bounty on their abandoned facilities and any Sith who would attempt to stop the destruction of these abandoned facilities. Meanwhile, we maintain a military alliance with the One Sith... Correct?"
The Gran, named Jorveth, nodded.
"And prior to arriving over Roon and constructing their MegaTriangle..."
"Gigabox." Jorveth correct, impulsively.
"Whatever. Their Gigabox." Gerion rolled his eyes, 'Gigabox' leaving his mouth as if it left a poor taste there. "Prior to that, they contacted...?"
"No one, uh, sir."
"The Executive Council? The Foreman?" Gerion pressed, but the Gran only shook his head.
"The Obsidian Order? The Spynet? The Department of Security? Any department? Any Viceroy?"
For all this, Jorveth only had a negative response. Either a shake of the head or a muttered 'no.' Generally speaking, it was the Department of Law's duty to keep a look out for suspicious corporate activity. That is, in addition to suspicious activity from other branches of government to a degree. But this right now took the cake and required his full attention. A large, intergalactic corporation was currently prancing about the galaxy shouting about how it had made enemies of the One Sith and were relocating to Techno Union space. And they had done so without any actual dialogue between any branch or level of the Techno Union's government.
"I think you may be able to see why this is problematic."
Especially with the apparently non-consensual construction of UltraTrapezoids over the Techno Union's capitol planet. Normally Gerion may have flagged this immediately and moved on, but since this was Titan Industries and Gerion was more than happy to allow for an added opportunity to break up the Techno Union-One Sith alliance... Well, he was sure that whatever happened was just a delightful mistake. As soon as someone spoke with this Tefraxis fellow, it would be all cleared up. No one else seemed interested in taking initiative, so Gerion would opt for the duty himself. Then file his report and recommendation to the Executive Council accordingly.
"Go get into contact with Titan Industries. Inform them that their owner is expected to appear before Department of Law officials within a week. I'll be presiding over this myself. You're dismissed."
Grateful to be dismissed, Jorveth got up from his seat and shuffled off to do just that.
//incoming transmission:
To: Titan Industries
From: The Department of Law
Subject: Investigation Regarding Recent Events
Salutations,
TEFRAXIS OBAULDI, CEO OF TITAN INDUSTRIES, is hereby summoned before THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW to answer for QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES engaged in by TITAN INDUSTRIES. TEFRAXIS OBAULDI is expected to appear within ONE WEEK at the DEPARTMENT OF LAW HEADQUARTERS ON HYPORI. A REPRESENTATIVE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.
The coordinates of the appointed meeting place have been attached to this transmission.
Failure to appear before THE DEPARTMENT OF LAW within the given time-frame will result in severe consequences including, but not limited to, HEAVY FINING, ARREST, AND SEARCH OF ALL PROPERTY WITHIN TECHNO UNION SPACE.
Signed,
Director Gerion Ardik, Department of Law
//transmission ending…