Hello!

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Sounds like a real pain in the butt to grade that one...

 

[Ava Solborne]

Well, that's not a problem, because in Estonia, teachers don't grade all homeworks... Or do your teachers do it?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Well, I know I have to grade plenty of pieces of homework, so yeah, we do. Not sure how we'd grade this one, though. Maybe on creativity?

 

[Ava Solborne]

Are you a teacher?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Yes, hence why I grade homework...

 

[Ava Solborne]

I have wanted to be a teacher, but I chose the path of English... I'm going to translate books and other stuff...

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Be an English teacher, then. But only if you can remember that you're not allowed to set 'kill yourself' as a piece of homework. Not even in the literary sense i.e. "Write about killing yourself in as much creative detail as you can. Include how, when, how long it takes and why you chose this method. Bonus marks will be given if you can talk about your state of mind at the time, leading up to this." Seriously, not a good piece of writing!

 

[Ava Solborne]

That's right... But I don't think I'll be a teacher in my lifetime. It might happen, but it's not very credible...

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Probably safer for the rest of us, it has to be said...

 

[Ava Solborne]

Of course... Actually, I'd give very interesting, but hard tasks, so pupils could fantasize and think about, what they actually want.

 

[Garza]

Alright mayne you guys wouold get the bad teacher award by giving kid the imaginaion to kill themselves.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Well, we encourage creativity, foster intelligence, instill manners and and a sense of civic virtue. If people think the best way to express the fact that we opened their eyes for them is to end it all, that's hardly my fault...

 

[Garza]

And i thought you were a Jedi?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

That means I shouldn't hurt anybody myself. Doesn't stop people from hurting themselves.

 

[Zyrelchia Canoshan]

Sooo... I have to write an essey about myself dying?

 

[Garza]

I didnt say that!! she did.

 

[Zyrelchia Canoshan]

I know, you didn't, master.

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

I read a book once.

Then I ate it.

Was a bit fibrous.

 

[Zyrelchia Canoshan]

You ate a book? What was it about?

 

[Garza]

Must have been really good?