Nowhere to Run
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent: Everyone needs more glitter in their diet
- Image Source: Holographic Glitter Sample Packs (Non-Toxic!) via Kmart, Hello Kitty Glitter Patch via Ebay, Hello Cathar image by me, photo manip by me
- Canon Link: Seasoning
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: Hello Cathar
- Name: Hello Cathar Edible Glitter
- Manufacturer: Hello Cathar
- Affiliation: Anyone
- Market Status: Open-Market
- Modularity: No
- Production: Mass-Produced
- Material: Chemical Salts, Food Dyes, Proprietary Lustrous Components
- Classification: Food Additive
- Method of Consumption: Oral, sometimes Dermal
- Average Life: Lasts only hours when digested, lasts forever when discarded
- Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/ Purpose: Negligible nutritional value, may cause sneezing or mild allergic reactions if inhaled. Provides glitter-like properties to food, a highly desired quality among youngling cuisine.
- Looks like glitter
- Tastes like fun
- Comes in a variety of colors, including Blue, Red, Orange, Green, Yellow, Pink, Purple, White, Multi-colored.
- Makes food, and digestive waste, look like glitter.
- Like all glitter, it gets everywhere.
- Does not decompose or (generally) digest.
Food can be the boon or bane of childhood desires. Younglings are commonly hungry when no one else is, and sated by dinnertime. A whole industry of cookbooks, prepared meals, and parenting techniques exist in order to solve the galactic crisis of mealtime.
Hello Cathar provides an alternative solution. Sprinkle some edible glitter over the meal (or cook with it, Hello Cathar Edible Glitter is virtually indestructable) and your youngling's eyes will pop at the new luster of their foodstuff. Trusted food tasters have noted the flavor profiles of fun, excitement, awesome, joy, and delight when consuming Hello Cathar Edible Glitter with their meals.
Consuming edible glitter meals in carpeted rooms is inadvisable but inevitable. Enjoy fun food, and the new glitter in your carpet, with Hello Cathar Edible Glitter!
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