PERSONAL FLIGHT LOG – Entry #6970(heh, kidding again!)
Location: – Hidden Alliance Base
Assigned Craft: My X-wing Normally, but we’re chillin’ in the Rec Room.
Astromech Partner: BRED (BB-30)
Current Mood: Relieved
Background Noise: Everyone having fun.
At first, I couldn’t get why I was so
bad at this game. I mean, I was losing
every hand.
“Wooo-beeep.” [Translation: Dude...]
Clearly BRED was right. They’re cheating. The thing is, I don’t know who’ll back me up if I stand up for myself. I mean, it’s only money, but…
“Weeep-bwoo.” [Translation: So what? You’re going to let them screw you over?]
“This is just ‘First game jitters’. ‘El-Tee’. We all lost money in our first game.”
“Wwoo.” [Translation: lying sack of cheese cloth.]
Then I got dealt a GREAT hand. It was the same kind that “Holly” had in the one that cost me a hondo. Then somehow I lost… I had great cards from what they said last time and theirs were crap and
I lost.
“Chrrp.” [Translation: Seriously… they’re cheating.]
I don’t know.
Then Devin showed up and saved the day. Nash…
“Wooo-beeep.” [Translation: BROMANCE!!!]
Shut up… Devin came and told me about Nash’s game. A game with the duqad? Sure!
I’m in. Hey guys, it’s been fun. I’m gonna go learn Sabacc!
“Chrrp.” [Translation: Finally!!]
“That’s not cool, Lieutenant. We’re in the middle of a game.” Wood said this, and I have to admit, I thought it was Ronto… excrement… but well he looked sad…
“Yeah. Aren’t you having fun?” Holly’s being a jerk.
Guys, I get it, but this game really isn’t my speed. You can keep the money if it’s such a big deal.
So I got up and things went weird.
Rackbuh didn’t seem to like things at this point and grabbed me by the arm. It’s okay, I saw this coming. “Hey, you’re playing with us, aren’t you? You don’t wanna bail because the “out” ante is another week’s pay.” He looked at “Holly” and “Wood” at this point who nodded… they they were not here to play fair.
“Creooop.” [Translation: Cheatin’ fish head! Back off or I zap you!!]
Here’s where it got fun, when Rakbuh grabbed me by the arm, I just played it cool. I even waved my hand in front as if I was de-escalating everything.
“It’s okay, man!” His response was sweet, actually.
You’re going to let me off the hook, aren’t you?
“I’m going to let you off the hook.” Haha, too funny… I waved my hand in the other direction.
Didn’t you have a dance you wanted to show everyone?
“Weeep-beep.” [Translation: It was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.]
“I do. I have a dance I want to show everyone.”
Then out of nowhere, he starts stripping and flopping around like a fish on a boat deckHe flailed his arms and legs wildly, his movements completely uncoordinated. The entire room erupted in laughter as he continued his bizarre dance. It was so unexpected and absurd that even I couldn’t help but join in the hilarity, clapping along to the chaotic rhythm of his performance. Too crazy not to!
“Bweep-doooo.” [Translation: I never knew I had it in him… dude, you’re closet devious…]
Just a mind trick.
Of course Captain Pouihl is looking me as if to say "I know what you did... not cool..."
“Beeeoppp.” [Translation: Ohhhh you can put mistletoe on your butt and have him kiss it...]
Dude...
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Michael A.
Yeah, I can use the Force, forgot, didn’t you?
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Alison Sky
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Devin Virell
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Susanoo Tsukuyomi
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Supisy Blen
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