Fake another death and I'll strangle you [Jak]

[Josh Dragovalor]

"I grew up from two cast-offs from the Republic Jedi Order, and I turned out just fine" He remarked, shrugging his shoulder. "Even being an orphan since I was five. What's your excuse?" He added.

"Alas...." He began, as he told his joke. "I dunno. To chit on the other side?"

All banthas usually did was eat and poop.

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[Jak Sandrow]

"My excuse is I was brought up 'wrong'," Jak said wryly.

"Well, yeah, something like that. Anyway..." He looked around the area. "I'm gonna go look for something that's for sale."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that says who you are" Joshua would recite, smirking faintly. Who'd said that again? Oh right....

"Well, lead the way Plants Verses Zombies. I have my ship, so you're the one looking for the right one for sale"

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[Jak Sandrow]

"I know that, you twit," Jak rolled his eyes. "Help me look for one."

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It took some time before Jak was finally satisfied that the best one he could get - that is, buy - was a simple little personal ship. Large enough to fit maybe a small fighter in the cargo hold. Once the transaction was complete, and Josh stopped breathing down his neck, Jak clambered on board for the second time - the first was to check out the interior initially. "Okay, this looks good."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

It was still bigger then his ship, for sure. Josh really needed to upgrade, he realized, and he'd probably do that sooner or later. But while his YT, the Final Dragon, couldn't fit any other ships within it, it was still cozy, and it was still home. But for now, Jak had gotten himself a nice ship. He chuckled a bit as he looked it over, and followed him on board.

"Looks cozy"

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[Jak Sandrow]

"Oh yeah, real cozy." Jak sighed. "It'll do."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"So what exactly do you plan to do now that you have a nice and shiny new ship?" The Jedi would inquire. "While it's the only way that you can say anythings bigger then mine, what's the idea now that you have it?" He joked with a grin.

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[Jak Sandrow]

"Well... I'm gonna go look for jobs, and see if I can get one. Somebody's gotta be hiring somewhere."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"Weren't you a smuggler or something like that?" He asked, looking over at him.

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[Jak Sandrow]

"Eh... More of a jack-of-all-trades." He smirked a little at his accidental pun. "Bodyguard, smuggler, hacker, pilot, Knight, assassin, gunman, soldier, mechanic, techie, tradesman... You name it, I most likely have done it."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"Knight.... Riiiight" He would joke, chuckling a bit. "So you're more or less a freelancer. Or a mercenary. Or a guy who gets paid to do whatever someone wants you to do with no higher cause then just to make credits, pretty much" He remarked, and shrugged.

"Good gig, I guess"

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[Jak Sandrow]

"Well, I've gotten this far, more or less unscathed," Jak quipped, obviously under-exaggerating. "It works for me. I could never do the whole 'good guy' routine. Too many vulnerabilities. Yet, at the same time, I couldn't ever be the 'bad guy,' really. Too sensitive to injustice."

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"Well, I almost feel insulted" The Jedi would joke. "Look at me, do I look vulnerable? I'm armored, comfortable, and I'm a ashing and badass Ninja Space Wizard who can woo women. What's your hook?" He cracked. He was joking around, of course... But in reality, he really had shed many of his vulnerabilities after what the Jedi had done to him.

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[Jak Sandrow]

"My hook is that I care too much," Jak replied flatly. "I've had too many close relationships gone bad. Wooing women is not my strong suit, by far. And who the hell says 'woo', anyway?"

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[Josh Dragovalor]

"Ric Flair does" He would correct, with a grin. "WOOOOO!" He would call out all of a sudden, turning to Jak with not an inch of regret on his face.

"I've always wanted to do that"

He would shrug though, after that.

"My problem with relationships is if they're bad, they cheat on me and I catch them in my apartment bed with another man" He remarked, being specific enough to say that it really had happened. "And if they're good, they die. The Sith don't like me being in relationships apparently"

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