Bounty Ezekiel Dashiell, Useless Pirate

[Persephone Dashiell]

BOUNTY

Target : Ezekiel Dashiell

Condition : Beat up/Broken legs

Payout : 50k UCs and a fashion makeover by yours truly. If you throw his idiot monkey lizard in the pound an additional 10K UCs will be added.

Notes : Target is wanted roughed up to the point he'll be looking behind his shoulder the rest of his life. Must stay alive, death is far too much a reward.

 

[Ezekiel Dashiell]

Woooooowwwww.

Bit miffed ain't ye, lass?

 

[Drego Ruus]

...this feels like some family drama, but credits are credits. I'll take it.

 

[Acier Moonbound]

Woooooowwwww.

Bit miffed ain't ye, lass?

Damn, what did you do?

 

[Balun Dashiell]

Persephone Dashiell - Remind me never to piss you off...

 

[Ezekiel Dashiell]

I’ve an idea, lovely.

One sec.

 

[Braze]

What's his 'crimes'? Persephone Dashiell

 

[Persephone Dashiell]

What's his 'crimes'? Persephone Dashiell Persephone Dashiell

Don't worry about the crimes, no need to question the 'why' behind the 'what'. Just do the punching.

 

[Braze]

Don't worry about the crimes, no need to question the 'why' behind the 'what'. Just do the punching.

If you can't justify why someone deserves harm, then maybe that says more about you than them. And as for the animal, why should we start punishing pets for bad owners? I don't take bounties without a good reason, and 'because' isn't good enough. You'll have to get someone else.