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Approved Tech Emperor Palprotein

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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
  • Intent: To create the ultimate protein, and provide something missing to the Chaos factory.
  • Image Source: Here
  • Permissions: N/A
  • Primary Source: N/A
PRODUCTION INFORMATION
  • Name: Emperor Palprotein
  • Manufacturer: 5% Magnus Nutrition
  • Affiliation: Open-Market
  • Modularity: No
  • Production: Mass-Produced
  • Material: PROTEIN
TECHNICAL INFORMATION
  • Classification: Consumable
  • Method of Consumption: Orally, Can be consumed as many times as one wants for MAXIMUM GAINS
  • Average Life: It takes 10-15 hours to fully digest Palprotein
  • Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/ Purpose: Yes it does have nutritional value. KNOWN Allergies: Not for people with low test.
SPECIAL FEATURES
  • ULTIMATE PROTEIN
  • Excess of Daily Vitamins
STRENGTHS
  • MAXIMUM GAINS: Possessing up to 1000% percent of the daily protein needed in a day, Emperor Palprotein is the ultimate supplement to any diet.
  • SUPER FIBER: Defying the laws of nutritional facts, Palprotein offers upwards of 25 grams of fiber without increasing the carbohydrate amount.
WEAKNESSES
  • Protein Farts: Consuming an excess of protein leads to the creation of Protein farts, a manifestation of sheer terror.
DESCRIPTION
Making all kinds of gains!

To say that people don’t consume enough protein in the galaxy wouldn’t be an overstatement! People in the galaxy are weak, lacking in the gains category. Are you tired of being some small twink boy? Are you tired of being shown up by those with true high test? Well, get yourself some high-quality Palprotein! Get gains like the galaxy’s favorite Emperor! Under those robes, it is a fact that Palpatine was jacked!

Stop being a beta male and buy Palprotein! In a single scoop, there is up to 500 grams of high-quality protein! Noy soy boys over here! Watch those muscles grow in a mere two weeks and as your Test shoots to levels you never once believed!

When purchased with AVcoin™ get a 25% discount.
 
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