Popo
I'm Sexy and I Know It
Intent: To win the tournament of inventors
Development Thread: N/A
Manufacturer: Tenloss Corporation
Model: Dr. Coffee 10,000
Affiliation: Tenloss Corporation
Modularity: Yes, the Brylark seeds can be exchanged for any type of caf seeds.
Production: Limited
Material:
Description:
Determined to win the tournament by not only creating something entirely unique, even by Tenloss standards, Popo created something that also topped the charts in creativity and eccentricity for caf brewing and serving.
The basic form took the place of a large durasteel frame and housing fitted with various thickened transparisteel viewports. Mounted inside the center of the machine, set behind an integrated counter, stands a fully refurbished and repaired 3P0-series protocol droid. Instead of a colored metal chassis, however, the droid is instead hidden away through a holographic disguise matrix leaving customers viewing not a metallic protocol droid, but rather a scantily clad female Twi'lek barista instead. The droid's language programming allows it to understand orders in six million languages and serve drinks accordingly while a little tinkering with the droid's voice modulator lets the droid sound just like the image it sports for customers. Above and behind the droid sits a small glass container containing a fairly angry-looking Dinko, whose purpose is discovered in due time.
Inside the machine itself a very complex series of mechanisms and devices allows the Dr. Coffee 10,000 to function appropriately. Various electronic components form a basic laser light of the green spectrum directed at a series of varying, but rather generic, lightsaber crystals. The laser is concentrated and refracted through this obstacle course of crystals until it reaches a final crystal and splits into two beams.
The first beam travels upwards, directed to the top of the housing to a Nihil smokestone mounted in the bottom of the Dinko's cage. The Dinko, now agitated by the bright light and sudden increase in heat (enough to make the creature irritable, but not much more for safety reasons and to remain inside Galactic Animal Safety Standards), begins to snap and bite at the crystal through the transparisteel cage. The slobber is carefully collected and drained from the box for use later.
The other beam is directed downwards into the machine where it refracts through a Cerean Kasha Crystal. The crystal massively increases the power of the laser, which is then split into two more beams. One directs to the machine's specialized heating unit, which we'll go over later, while the other splits off to power the built in miniaturized Kerts-Bhrg field generator which beings powering on.
As the various components begin powering on, the machine's integrated Hoth snow machine starts up. The machine begins creating snowballs, sending them rolling down to a small container. Once the container is filled with snowballs, the Dinko saliva from before is added to the mix. Now the integrated heating unit, powered by the high intensity laser, begins rapidly heating up, flash heating the snow and Dinko slobber into steam. The steam, now filling the container, is carefully distilled into another vessel where it sits for now, still heated to a high temperature.
Elsewhere in the machine, durasteel blades kick into high gear. Each blade is sharpened with a smidgen of Svolten Rhyolite before installation into the machine, giving each blade a permanent and razor sharp edge. These blades then slice, dice, and puree another component to the Dr. Coffee 10,000: Fried Nuna.
The friend Nuna is rendered into so much meat bits before being sent through a grinder, resulting in a meat paste. This paste is then added to the distilled water/Dinko saliva mix where the natural oils of the Nuna meat mix with the Dinko saliva and cancel out the nausea inducing chemicals, leaving only a smokey-sweet flavor behind that accents nicely with the pseudo-broth taste of the resulting mixture. The concoction is then mixed well while being superheated, the resulting steam once again being distilled and the left over paste being recycled as food for the Dinko atop the machine.
At this point, the machine's built in stasis booth shuts down briefly to eject a measured amount of Brylark tree seeds, kept fresh in the stasis field's time-stopping confines. The seeds are carefully cracked and ground into a rich 'mulch' before being placed in a small container below the final distillation of the heated liquid. Between the two containers is placed a small swatch of shell spider silk to prevent any accidental impurities in the heated water solution from reaching the seeds below. Below the two containers is another swatch of shell spider silk placed to prevent any ground seeds from traveling with the liquid.
The heated water solution is allowed to drain through the silk into the container holding the seed mulch where it picks up the rich and aromatic flavors of the Brylark seeds before being filtered once more into the waiting receptacle below. The fluid is then drained into the miniaturized Kerts-Bhrg field generator where the machine activates and surrounds the fluid with the pyramidal force field. The generator, mounted on a swivel point, begins swinging like a centrifuge. As this happens, a specially designed heating unit injects a high amount of heat directly into the field, heating the liquid once more. The centrifugal effect with both steam and heated fluid mix the liquid one last time and, when the process stops and the field drops, the liquid is drained down into the waiting, chilled and carved Jackobeast horn cup.
At this point, the 'Twi'lek' Barista then takes the now heated cup and places a trendy paper umbrella and caf cup sleeve into and on the horn cup respectively, both items made of recycled paper from the Little Black Book. The cup is placed on a convenient coaster, made of recycled book cover from the Little Black Book, while the customer takes a comfy spot in front of the small bar in the swivel-mounted vintage TIE Fighter ejection seat built into the machine's base.
Your Brylark caf is now ready.
Enjoy!
Development Thread: N/A
Manufacturer: Tenloss Corporation
Model: Dr. Coffee 10,000
Affiliation: Tenloss Corporation
Modularity: Yes, the Brylark seeds can be exchanged for any type of caf seeds.
Production: Limited
Material:
- One deactivated 3PO-series protocol droid, brimming with sensors, servos, circuits and metallic goodness.
- A small box of assorted, non-unique lightsabre crystals.
- A transparisteel-walled cage containing a dinko.
- A holographic disguise matrix, currently set to 'Twi'lek female'.
- Unlimited durasteel, transparisteel, and basic electronic components, including various kinds of power cells.
- A piece of Svolten rhyolite, used in alchemical rituals to give Sith blades an everlasting edge.
- A bucket of fried nuna.
- A hardcover copy of the Little Black Book.
- A miniaturized Kerts-Bhrg field generator, capable of insulating a small area from matter up to 8,000 degrees.
- A medical-grade stasis booth, capable of stopping time in a limited area.
- A small piece of Nihil Smokestone.
- A Cerean Kasha crystal.
- Ten kilos of Jakobeast horn.
- A bolt of shell spider silk.
- Seeds of the brylark tree.
- A Hoth snow machine.
- A TIE Fighter ejection seat.
Description:
Determined to win the tournament by not only creating something entirely unique, even by Tenloss standards, Popo created something that also topped the charts in creativity and eccentricity for caf brewing and serving.
The basic form took the place of a large durasteel frame and housing fitted with various thickened transparisteel viewports. Mounted inside the center of the machine, set behind an integrated counter, stands a fully refurbished and repaired 3P0-series protocol droid. Instead of a colored metal chassis, however, the droid is instead hidden away through a holographic disguise matrix leaving customers viewing not a metallic protocol droid, but rather a scantily clad female Twi'lek barista instead. The droid's language programming allows it to understand orders in six million languages and serve drinks accordingly while a little tinkering with the droid's voice modulator lets the droid sound just like the image it sports for customers. Above and behind the droid sits a small glass container containing a fairly angry-looking Dinko, whose purpose is discovered in due time.
Inside the machine itself a very complex series of mechanisms and devices allows the Dr. Coffee 10,000 to function appropriately. Various electronic components form a basic laser light of the green spectrum directed at a series of varying, but rather generic, lightsaber crystals. The laser is concentrated and refracted through this obstacle course of crystals until it reaches a final crystal and splits into two beams.
The first beam travels upwards, directed to the top of the housing to a Nihil smokestone mounted in the bottom of the Dinko's cage. The Dinko, now agitated by the bright light and sudden increase in heat (enough to make the creature irritable, but not much more for safety reasons and to remain inside Galactic Animal Safety Standards), begins to snap and bite at the crystal through the transparisteel cage. The slobber is carefully collected and drained from the box for use later.
The other beam is directed downwards into the machine where it refracts through a Cerean Kasha Crystal. The crystal massively increases the power of the laser, which is then split into two more beams. One directs to the machine's specialized heating unit, which we'll go over later, while the other splits off to power the built in miniaturized Kerts-Bhrg field generator which beings powering on.
As the various components begin powering on, the machine's integrated Hoth snow machine starts up. The machine begins creating snowballs, sending them rolling down to a small container. Once the container is filled with snowballs, the Dinko saliva from before is added to the mix. Now the integrated heating unit, powered by the high intensity laser, begins rapidly heating up, flash heating the snow and Dinko slobber into steam. The steam, now filling the container, is carefully distilled into another vessel where it sits for now, still heated to a high temperature.
Elsewhere in the machine, durasteel blades kick into high gear. Each blade is sharpened with a smidgen of Svolten Rhyolite before installation into the machine, giving each blade a permanent and razor sharp edge. These blades then slice, dice, and puree another component to the Dr. Coffee 10,000: Fried Nuna.
The friend Nuna is rendered into so much meat bits before being sent through a grinder, resulting in a meat paste. This paste is then added to the distilled water/Dinko saliva mix where the natural oils of the Nuna meat mix with the Dinko saliva and cancel out the nausea inducing chemicals, leaving only a smokey-sweet flavor behind that accents nicely with the pseudo-broth taste of the resulting mixture. The concoction is then mixed well while being superheated, the resulting steam once again being distilled and the left over paste being recycled as food for the Dinko atop the machine.
At this point, the machine's built in stasis booth shuts down briefly to eject a measured amount of Brylark tree seeds, kept fresh in the stasis field's time-stopping confines. The seeds are carefully cracked and ground into a rich 'mulch' before being placed in a small container below the final distillation of the heated liquid. Between the two containers is placed a small swatch of shell spider silk to prevent any accidental impurities in the heated water solution from reaching the seeds below. Below the two containers is another swatch of shell spider silk placed to prevent any ground seeds from traveling with the liquid.
The heated water solution is allowed to drain through the silk into the container holding the seed mulch where it picks up the rich and aromatic flavors of the Brylark seeds before being filtered once more into the waiting receptacle below. The fluid is then drained into the miniaturized Kerts-Bhrg field generator where the machine activates and surrounds the fluid with the pyramidal force field. The generator, mounted on a swivel point, begins swinging like a centrifuge. As this happens, a specially designed heating unit injects a high amount of heat directly into the field, heating the liquid once more. The centrifugal effect with both steam and heated fluid mix the liquid one last time and, when the process stops and the field drops, the liquid is drained down into the waiting, chilled and carved Jackobeast horn cup.
At this point, the 'Twi'lek' Barista then takes the now heated cup and places a trendy paper umbrella and caf cup sleeve into and on the horn cup respectively, both items made of recycled paper from the Little Black Book. The cup is placed on a convenient coaster, made of recycled book cover from the Little Black Book, while the customer takes a comfy spot in front of the small bar in the swivel-mounted vintage TIE Fighter ejection seat built into the machine's base.
Your Brylark caf is now ready.
Enjoy!
