Daily Quotes

[Delila Castillon]

So, what are some odd/funny/eyebrow raising quotes throughout your day?(OOC or IC) I'll start....

"Whats happening Mumford and Sons?" -- Mi Madre upon seeing my brothers new filled in beard.

 

[Triko]

"I have cameras in your shower." -Meine Freunde upon a question about his judging of other's manhoods and where he got this information from.

He's a unique guy.

 

[Judah Dashiell]

Co-Worker : "I'm about to go anal up in here!!"

Me : "You have no idea what that means, do you?"

 

[Vulpesen]

Friend: Do you have any idea what your doing?
Me: Oi... its me.
Friend: Of course not.

 

[Alan]

"I'm gonna educate you, Alan."

"In what?"

"In life. And love. And the finer points of eating chocolates."

-My boss, Brandon, at work.

 

[Vulpesen]

Christmas song: A child a child, shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold!
Me: How 'bout a blanket?

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Along the same lines:

Alyssa Milano: What would you do if there was a child right in front of you sitting all alone, crying...
Me: If the child were right in front of me he wouldn't be alone, would he?

 

[Vulpesen]

Me: I'm not sure if the self heating socks worked.
Father: Can you feel your toes?
Me: Yeah.
Father:: Then they worked. I can't feel mine.. I take that back, I do but it hurts.

 

[Svarin Noimare]

"Y'all need Jesus." -The Atheist of the family.

"Pet me. Pet me slave. Pet me. PET ME. Pet me." -Brother imitating Cat perfectly.

Best for last: Text messages from my friend reading The Fault in Our Stars by John Green:
"I'M ON PAGE 215 OUT OF 313 OF TFIOS AND I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END ALREADY BUT I AM STILL SO SORROW"
"{SCREAMS SO VERY LOUD}"
"OUT OF ALL THE BOOKS I COULD READ I CHOOSE /THIS/ ONE"
" "don't you worry about me, hazel grace" I'M GONNA PEE ON JOHN GREEN"
"AUGUSTUS IS GETTING SICKER AND SICKER AND I AM GETTING SADDER AND SADDER"
"I AM AT THE GAS STATION PART DBSKSBWJKKSBSJDIEODDBSKW"
"{lights john green's house on fire}"
"OH NO"
"WHAT IS THIS "LAST GOOD DAY" SHE'S TALKING ABOUT"
"nvm it's a convention nvm nvm"
"nononononononononono"
"Nooooooooo"
" "OKAY" NO NONO IT IS NOT OKAY BC GUS IS DEAD NOT COOL NO OKAY OH GOD I'M CRYING"
And the last text: "THAT WAS SO GREAT"

 

[Vulpesen]

Me after reading @[member="Svarin Wolfbane"] : Uhhh... wut?

 

[Svarin Noimare]

The Fault in Our Stars is a book notorious for making people sad, for it does not have an entirely happy ending.
John Green is known for writing sad books and killing off characters you love.
TFIOS is his most popular, and literally murders your heart while you read it.

 

[Vulpesen]

I've heard of it. Never read it. John Green is also known for crash course history videos which are extremely popular among the teachers and students in my area.

 

[Svarin Noimare]

He also has a tumblr.

But another quote of the day:
"Every Villain is Lemon Squares."

 

[Vulpesen]

Here's one.... Jack Sparrow is now supreme chancellor of the republic.

(I almost died...)

 

[Garza]

Friend: Why are you flipping you hair?
Me: Its in my face!
Friend: maybe you should pin it up?
Random girl in my class: Let me help you!
She begins to get a barrette and put the front portion of my hair up.
Friend laughing his butt off
Me: I wook swoo pwetty!
Girl: You can keep that if you want.
Friend: Anybody got a camera?

 

[Judas]

"When life gives you lemons, throw it at expensive cars."

 

[Vulpesen]

If life gives you lemons, but no water or sugar... then your lemonade is gonna suck.

 

[Judas]

"If at first you don't succeed, kill the bastard who created it."

 

[Vulpesen]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

 

[Judas]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.