*cracks his neck*

[Viho Hawk]

*grumbles* Fine...

 

[Lord Ghoul]

Personal sex slave? I see how it is.

 

[Satara Hawk]

Eager one, aren't you? Not all slaves are for that purpose but if any of my daughters want you, I wouldn't say no to them.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Too. Many. Gifs!

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Giving away daughters you say? Sounds like someone is eager to do some remodeling of the nest.
@[member="TiCira D'Arr Hawk"] still available?

 

[Darron Wraith]

Is this Adopt A Hawk???

 

[Rhurek Thane]

No, this is Get-Rid-of-A-Hawk-So-Satara-Can-Install-A-Gym-A-Hot-Tub-And-A-Monster-Closet.
It's a non-profit organization.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Ooh goodie!!! Can I join!!

 

[Rhurek Thane]

You can only join if you have the secret decoder ring.

 

[Satara Hawk]

LOL. We do not give daughters away. We give sons away if they misbehave. Matriarchal society, my good doctor so if you want my great granddaughter, make yourself available so she can claim you. I'll stand in as a witness if she wants you

 

[Darron Wraith]

Go get you a mail order Witch, Thane!

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Trust me, she wants me.
And if she is your great granddaughter....wow witches age well.

 

[Satara Hawk]

Indeed we do. Very well.

She does? I was sure she was just after your cane

 

[Rhurek Thane]

She does? I was sure she was just after your cane

I've heard it both ways.

 

[Darron Wraith]

Oh the innuendos on display...

 

[Viho Hawk]

*sharpens his axe*

 

[Silens Telum]

You can only join if you have the secret decoder ring.

Remember to drink your Ovaltine.

And if she is your great granddaughter....wow witches age well.

Virgin blood. Gonna leave it at that.

 

[Bronwyn Tyr]

ooo another Hawk !

welcome

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Personal sex slave? I see how it is.

@[member="Mikhail Shorn"]
We'll see about that. *smirks*

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Giving away daughters you say? Sounds like someone is eager to do some remodeling of the nest.
@[member="TiCira D'Arr Hawk"] still available?

@[member="Thane"]