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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
With the launch of Cozmic Surge, Cozmic, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is now available in a form perfect for Force Users! Why? Because market surveys indicate that Jedi don't drink enough Cosmic! The same goes for Sith!
Religious conflicts are no substitute for Cozmic, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration!
To achieve its miraculous effects, Cozmic Surge, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is bottled in Force Nexuses and enhanced by way of patented techniques invented by CozmiCo's Culinary Alchemists. Unfortunately for the galactic population and their need for delicious hydration, most Force Orders are reluctant to permit bottling plants in their Force Nexuses, limiting the available production capabilities.
- Intent: Magic soda to invigorate people.
- Image Source: REMASTER VFX part 2 by Ivan Boyko.
- Canon Link: N/A
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: Cozmic
- Name: Cozmic Surge
- Manufacturer: CozmiCo
- Affiliation: Literally anyone.
- Market Status: Open-Market
- Modularity: Moderate; variants primarily differ in taste.
- Some clearly labelled variants may have alternate effects due to the Nexus in which they were bottled, e.g, a 'reworked' Sith tomb inducing bloodlust and bolstering strength, possibly due to agitated Sith Spirits and their lacking respect for the free market.
- Production: Limited
- Material: Synthetic Compounds; bottled in Force Nexuses.
- Classification: Beverage
- Method of Consumption: Orally
- Average Life: Cozmic Surge provides the burst of energy you need to live your life, your way.
- Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/Purpose: Cozmic Surge is a galaxy-lading source of delicious hydration that provides nothing even resembling nutrition! It does, however, alleviate tiredness and greatly relieve the strain caused by heavy Force use, allowing FUs to get back to levitating chairs around as a party trick, reading card dealers' minds, or whatever it is they do in their spare time. // NB! Cozmic Surge, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is not a reliable substitute for sleep and recuperation in the mid-to-long term.
- Cozmic Surge, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is an invigorating beverage perfect for Force Users with a busy schedule. It tastes of synthetic goodness and does not conflict with any diets due to a complete absence of nutrients.
- Taste the Force: Cozmic Surge provides a surge of replenishing energy; it is especially good at relieving the strain of heavy Force use.
- Selective Efficacy: Cozmic Surge has less of an effect on the non-Sensitive and no effect whatsoever on those icky Force Dead.
With the launch of Cozmic Surge, Cozmic, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is now available in a form perfect for Force Users! Why? Because market surveys indicate that Jedi don't drink enough Cosmic! The same goes for Sith!
Religious conflicts are no substitute for Cozmic, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration!
To achieve its miraculous effects, Cozmic Surge, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, is bottled in Force Nexuses and enhanced by way of patented techniques invented by CozmiCo's Culinary Alchemists. Unfortunately for the galactic population and their need for delicious hydration, most Force Orders are reluctant to permit bottling plants in their Force Nexuses, limiting the available production capabilities.
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