Corrupt A Wish

[HK-36]

Granted, however, women everywhere, schocked by the news and driven mad with despair, begin violent, murderous riots all over the globe, also, they explode.

I wish for an all-HK cast of Les Miserables.
God, I really wish for that

 

[Wolan Tsomcren]

Granted, but the all sing in horrible mechanical cadences that are a pain to listen too.

I wish that I could recreate the duel between the Dathomiri Nightsister and Darth Maul, except with my character and some other misandrist cuntfucker.

(And no, don;t corrupt it by making me die. That's a little too old)

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. It gets interrupted halfway through by a parade, and everyone catches Blue Shadow and dies.

I wish dogs didn't smell so...dog. It annoys.

Edited because I hate typos.

 

[Wolan Tsomcren]

GranteD: They don't smell dog anymore, they smell like horse cud.

I wish that Velok wouldn't OP his Pallaeon class Star Destroyer's firepower.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Meh. Granted, but then interfaction threads aren't half as hilarious.

I wish I had Ayden's hat. That thing is badass.

 

[Wolan Tsomcren]

Granted: but it smells like dog cud

I'd wish Sith Lords wouldn't always think their fleets are invincible and rp them as such.

 

[Axiom Keirn]

granted, they all become clothes merchants, traveling from system to system bragging about how great their shoes are.

I wish Darth Vader had won in the end...

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted, but without Palpatine to fuel corny plots, the EU dies and we never get Darth Krayt. You bastard.

Hm...I wish for a death cupcake.

 

[Axiom]

granted- it's laced with arsenic, made from c-4 and has a stick of dynamite for a candle...but you feed it to your mother on accident.

I wish I owned an NFL team

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. It's the Cowboys. :mellow:

I wish it wasn't so damn cold in this house.

 

[Axiom]

(lol the cowboys?? yuk!)
Granted- Your house is now covered with the worlds biggest Snuggie
I wish there were no cats. Ever.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. The world is devoured by rats.

I wish my hair would stop the frizzy thing. It's not even humid outside.

 

[Axiom]

Granted, You now sport a Flattop so no worries.
I wish I was debt free

 

[Fabula Caromed]

The mob takes it out on your kneecaps. No need to worry about your debt anymore!

I wish for breakfast!

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But it is eight years old.

I wish that Onyx wouldn't die

 

[Menoetius]

Granted, but he falls into a black hole and is never seen again.

Feeling particularly evil today so...

I wish cancer didn't exist.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

In the spirit of the game, granted. But cancer doesn't exist. But Mr. Rogers is still dead and nothing you do can bring him back.

I wish my friend's tanning oil didn't smell so peanut-y.

 

[Rhaec'Teth]

Granted: Your friends tanning oil now smells like cat pee.

I wish I had more than one beer in my fridge.

 

[Menoetius]

Granted, now you have two alcohol-free beers in there.

I wish I had one more toe.

 

[Laith Varad*]

Granted: The toe is on your forehead.

I wish I didn't have an ear ache right now.