The Fool
Nar Shaddaa - Undercity Hospital
Persons of Interest:
Adeline Noctua
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Oh, man, this was a stupid fething idea. You didn't do work for this kind of client - if not for the ethical reasons, then because they had a historic tendency to kill their employees over arbitrary banthachit.
"Hi, Mother - yeah, the new job's going great, thanks. Yeah, sorry, just - yeah, it's hard work, but you were the one who told me i needed something safer."
Vestra Tane sighed, resigned to enduring a torrent of her mother's oh so helpful commentary. At least it kept her nerves steady. No hospital on the Smuggler's Moon was ever lacking in work, of course, but a gang conflict a night or two ago nearby meant this one in particular was...busy. And loud. Lots of frantic yelling from doctors, screams and moans from the patients, the occasional sound of a fight breaking out in the lobby - Vestra had a cool head, generally, but everyone had their limits. And as...grating as her mother was, the old bantha kept the girl from focusing too much on all the morbid chit around her.
"No, Mother, I'm not - you were talking is why I wasn't saying anything. No, I'm not sassing you-"
The hospital's exit was a a handful of yards away now. Vestra white-knuckled the steering-bar on the cart she was pushing. Couldn't let Mother hear this next part. It'd break the old bag's heart; plus, she'd never hear the end of it.
"Mother, I need to go. Work, Mother, that's why! ...Yes, I'll be around for dinner next month. Yes. I promise. I love you too, Mother."
A few seconds later, accompanied by protest and the sounds of general confusion from her "coworkers," Vestra ran an antigrav cart full of corpses out into the streets of the Nar Shaddaa undercity.
Plan was simple. It was as stupid as a Kel'Dor trying to breathe oxygen, but it was simple.
Phase One was getting a volunteer job near some corpses; that part had been easy enough. As previously mentioned, the Smuggler's Moon was always churning those out. It was like a corpse factory down here.
Phase Two was getting those former-people onto The Smiling Knife and delivering them to Sith Space, to be handed off to some creepy Sith woman, presumably for unspeakable and nefarious purposes. That - that was trickier. Vestra shouted a quick apology when the gravcart slammed into someone who hadn't been quick enough to jump out of the way. At least there was a hospital nearby.
Getting the corpses out of the door had been easy. The plan to get them onto the ship had taken some prepwork, though, and it was pricey to bribe enough hangar bay guards to get through security with a literal palette of corpses and no documentation. That, too, was solvable, though, and she'd done so.
The young woman cursed aloud as a bolt of fuzzy blue energy flew past her head. Great. Damn Hospital sent security after her. It was Nar Shaddaa, didn't they have better things to be doing? Feth. She needed cover -
And cover provided itself, in the form of a particularly unlucky bystander. A middle-aged looking twi'lek man, momentarily stunned by shock, caught Vestra's attention as she jogged past. A harsh tug with the Force, and he was within grappling distance.
Vestra grabbed the unfortunate twi'lek by the shirt collar at the same time that she jumped up onto the back of the impromptu corpse wagon. At least until the cart ran out of inertia, she had an - extremely uncooperative - sentient shield. Thankfully, her shield got a lot less squirmy after the first stun bolt hit him in the chest. The twi'lek served her well until she jerked the cart to make a hard right, at which point the unlucky bastard tumbled from her grip and hit the pavement below. She'd lost her cover, but, fortunately, it seemed that her pursuers had given up chase as well. There was only so much effort you'd go to over a pile of corpses, after all.
The rest of the plan was mercifully smooth sailing - as agreed, the guards at the hangar let her through, no questions asked, and in a few minutes, she had a cargo bay filled with twenty-odd corpses on ice. Plus, free grav cart.

Three Galactic Standard Days later, and The Smiling Knife appeared in realspace near the orbit a damned and detestable planet. Vestra's Sense wasn't the most refined, but even she could tell - this place was bad news. She started getting those particular goosebumps as her ship entered atmosphere. Was that...a temple, she saw, as she approached the ground? Feth, the Sith really were pompous. Ah, well. Pretty late to back out now, and she had to get those hunks of used-to-be-people off her ship somehow. Why not get paid for it?
Vestra took a swig of cheap Corellian whisky in the pilot's seat of the Knife, and tapped a few buttons on the ship's control panel to bring up Comms.
<<Requesting clearance to land. This is The Smiling Knife, with twenty-four reasonably fresh corpses, as promised.>>
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