Jak Sandrow
"Nobody cares for the woods anymore."

Image Source: Christmas Demolition
Intent: COMPLETELY NON-CANON energy weapon for everyone to go crazy with.
Development Thread: None.
Manufacturer: H0H 0H0 Technologies, Ltd.
Model: PPRMNT-1 energy weapon
Affiliation: Kris Kringle
Modularity: None.
Production: Mass-Produced. Cause why not. It's Christmas!
Material: Sucrose, glucose-fructose, alternating red & green energy source (red to charge, green to fire), various weapon components
Classification: Handheld cannon
Size: Handheld
Length: 1.5 m
Weight: 22 kg
Ammunition Type: Recharging power cell (full recharge rate is 5 seconds in optimal conditions)
Ammunition Capacity: 10 shots
Effective Range: Close-quarters
Rate of Fire: Bolt-action; 1 shot per 2 seconds
Special Features: Auto-targeting system (sometimes faulty)
Description: The Cataclysmic Neutralizer-Demolition Cannon 4N (Foreign) Energy weapon is a high-intensity, low-fire-rate behemoth of a gun. It is awkward to hold, and even more awkward to shoot. However, it makes up for this by sheer power - able to kill a man with one shot, even knocking them back a good bit.
Point is, it's a big gun that is completely non-canon.
Primary Source: None