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Intent: An additional product - in a line of CIS personnel themed cereals - marketed and sold by CIS Value Brand Foodstuffs
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Name:
- CIS Value Brand Metus Flakes
- Metus Flakes
Affiliation:
- Open-Market
- Yes
- While it is highly suggested that Metus Flakes be enjoyed with Blue Milk or eaten dry as a snack, any consumable liquid can be used as a substitute. However, this is highly discouraged.
- Mass-Produced
- Cardboard - Box
- Plastic - Internal Bag
- Metus Flakes Ingredients
- Milled Corn
- Corn Syrup
- Salt
- Barley Malt Extract
- Wheat Starch
- BHT Added to Preserve Freshness
- Minerals and Vitamins
- Ferric Orthophosphate (source of Iron)
- Niacinamide (Vitamin B3)
- Zinc Oxide
- Thiamine Mononitrate (Vitamin B1)
- Calcium Pantothenate (Vitamin B5)
- Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6)
- Folic Acid
- Contains Wheat
Classification: Foodstuff
Method of Consumption:
- Orally
- Or Inhale it if you’re that hungry - ba dum tss
- Unopened - Six to Eight months pass best by date on the box
- Opened - Four to Six months
- About 8 Servings per container
- Serving Size - 1 1/2 cup (41 g)
- Amount Per Serving
- Calories: 150
- Total Fat 2.5g
- Saturate Fat 0g
- Trans Fat 0g
- Polyunsaturated Fat 0g
- Monounsaturated Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 0mg
- Sodium 300mg
- Total Carbohydrate 36g
- Dietary Fibers 1g
- Total Sugars 4g
- Includes 4g Added Sugars
- Protein 3g
- Vitamin D 3mcg
- Calcium 0mg
- Iron 12mg
- Potassium 60mg
- Thiamine
- Riboflavin
- Niacin
- Vitamin B6
- Folate 40mcg DFE
- (115mcg Folic Acid)
- Vitamin B12
- Authentic Reproduction Child Support Check signed by Metus; One for each of his children - Collect them all!
- Tastes great with Strawberries
- Simple Snack for those on the Go
- Low Price
- Contains Wheat
- Goes Stale after a few months
CIS Value Brand Metus Flakes, because nothing says Parental Visitation like seeing Daddy on a Cereal Box
The juggernaut that is CIS Value Brand Foodstuffs continues rolling forward with another cereal in its brand of CIS Personnel themed foodstuffs. This time its Metus Flakes, a tasty corn flake cereal which can be eaten dry as a quick snack on the go, or enjoyed in a bowl of Blue Milk with Strawberries. Though like many other kinds of cereal, it is highly discouraged to eat it with consumable liquids other than Blue Milk to ensure that great crunch and taste isn’t lost. Like its other products, CIS Value Brand Foodstuffs keeps the exact recipe closely guarded, though they ensure that the ingredients are clearly posted on the packaging to ensure that no consumer is affected by a foodborne allergy.
What sets Metus Flakes apart though is the collectable prize found in every box! Inside every box is an authentic replica of a child support check signed by Darth Metus; and the best part is they’re collectable, as there is a replica check for every one of his children.
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