Okay folks it looks like there is a ton of interest in being auctioned off but no interest in bidding on people, meaning this thread idea is not going to work.
Sorry for being a derp. I honestly thought this idea would be more popular, and similar to my blind date threads without the hassle those present.
If someone else wants to use this idea to make a thread go for it. If you guys want to make a public thread where you interact with NPCs or just attend an auction feel free to do that too.
Sorry again. I guess I didn’t think this through