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Character suggestions anyone?

Join Sith Intelligence, we'll teach you programming, hacking, hand-to-hand combat, weapons, logistics, stealth techniques, and even a bit of the force if you're sensitive. You'll also get top of the line gadgets and gizmos to fool your enemies and escape your foes, as well as newer models of weapons, as well as a custom personal ship of your design or one of our pre-built defaults. We also have dental and free pastries.
 
Well for One: we have cookies..
Two: we can have ships like these and have one of them
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse-class_dreadnaught
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sovereign-class_dreadnought
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Executor-class_Star_Dreadnought
(and smaller)
Three:We have the Imperial knights
Four: We don't have to listen to an annoying groups like the Senate or the jedi or the sith
Five: You can have your own fleet
Six: YOu can have anything the Empire can get you..
I can keep going if you want :D
 
So the Imperial Remnant wants to play dirty eh?

Well we counter their offer with a Gingerbread house, and entire city made of candy and all the ewoks you can eat.....wait you can't eat ewoks (I think) never mind the last part. lol
 
*Sniffs* The Imperial Remnant is clearly so confident in themselves despite being a 'remnant' of their former selves. The Republic cannot offer you legions of drones marching to conquer the galaxy. What we offer is the opportunity to serve the people. As Vice-Chancellor you would receive a considerable salary, responsibilities and a way to shape the future of the galaxy.
With that you can buy all the cookies you want.

The choice is yours dear. I will not try and pander to you with promises of super dreadnoughts and vast legions, just the ability to improve yourself and the people of the galaxy...without blowing them up first.

/IC
 
Who says I'm not? Although the Official Sith Ministry of Information and Propaganda will release a categorical denial that Daxton was, is or would every be an agent of Sith Intelligence Corps. lol

Besides as I am sure many Jedi will attest, Daxton and Intelligence are two words you can never use in the same sentence twice :D
 
Well we 'produce' weapons of mass 'destruction' so the Sith is a winner on both counts. Peace is but an illusion, a fragile butterfly on the field of dreams, only to die on the most noblest of causes.
 
When you're a psychopathic zealot that might make sense. For those of us who are not sociopaths and have a tiny piece of empathy for the galaxy, wanton destruction is not the way.
 

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