Public Bringing back a Koboh legend!

[Adelle Bastiel]

Healer buddies will be in attendance. Eenia Vahn

 

[Gawynna]

Age: Early 20s
Interests: Getting leglocked by a blonde Jedi
Dislikes: Not getting leglocked by a blonde Jedi

Seeking: Jedi, aristocrat preferred, must know how to perform a submission leglock with proficiency, MMA experience helps, gotta look like Corazona von Ascania or be willing to wear a wig (dealbreaker)

Seems very fixated on something that is certainly not me. Swipe left

Age: 26
Interests: Swordsmanship, Archeology, Philosophy, Bareknuckle Brawling
Dislikes: Imperials, Aristocrats, Legitimate Businesspeople

Seeking: Near-death experiences, duels to satisfaction, to make herself someone's problem. Men need not apply.

No aristocrats or Imperials? Seems to like violence a lot. swipe left

Age: 19
Interests: Being gloomy, moodiness, devouring books (in the nerdy way), enjoys moody silence and being stared at.
Dislikes: Jedi. "Heroes". Being Happy. Warmth. Beanbags

Seeking: Somewhat close to my age. No Light-Siders. Anyone who is willing to give a hopeless person a chance.

Three Galactic Standard Days after uploading

Frustrated screams would be heard echoing the Sith Academy on Coruscant

"WHO KEEPS SIGNING ME UP FOR THIS KARK?!"

Sounds like she could use a pick-me-up. swipe right

AGE: 19

Interests: Technology, History, Explosives, Magick, psychology

Dislikes: Varin Mortifer , Abadonment, the voices in my head, Giants

Seeking: Someone who can deal with my volatile MPD. One minute I will be nice and kind the next the world you grew up on might be annihilated. I just need a friend everyone has abandoned me.

Seems interesting. Put up with volatile personality? I am a Sith Princess! swipe right

Age: 23
Interests: Void combat, fighter piloting, melee, the hunt
Dislikes: cowardice, sith, jedi

Seeking: She was signed up to this by one of her vod, her vod has been disciplined but a contract has been entered that she will honor accordingly. An enjoyable evening of dinner might be nice but shes not a romantic person.

Seems like a long shot…maybe a wait and see thing…

Age: 19
Interests: cooking, talking, cooing, exploring new culinary cultures, cooking with random ingredients from said culturrs
Dislikes: Malicious people, seeing people unhappy, war

Seeking: she doesn't yet know what she wants. Someone who sees past her pink skin, someone with the right kind of strength and softness

I would definitely let her cook for me swipe right

 

[Gawynna]

Annnd rejected again….. it kinda reaffirms my theory that dating apps are like gambling apps. All they do is make you feel like chit.

You’ve at least gotten swiped. Not ALL left too. Perhaps extreme anti-Sith bias isn’t a good thing? still swiped right

 

[Yael Kandar]

creates account

snoops to see whether Gailen Keldau has been around and about

 

[Thayze Montserrat]

Age: Early 20s
Interests: Getting leglocked by a blonde Jedi
Dislikes: Not getting leglocked by a blonde Jedi

Seeking: Jedi, aristocrat preferred, must know how to perform a submission leglock with proficiency, MMA experience helps, gotta look like Corazona von Ascania or be willing to wear a wig (dealbreaker)

puts on blond wig

swipes right

 

[Judah Dashiell]

Opens the app to look. An immediate swipe left on everyone. Apparently the app was populated by lonely Mando men and Sith lesbians.

Perhaps he downloaded the wrong one.

 

[Lumiya Dara]

Age: 28
Interests: Exploring, Unique Food, Travel
Dislikes: Atrisians

I got a notification from this one. But I don't know; he looks a little too rough around the edges and like someone that's rarely in one place for long. I'm more than likely not his type at all.

 

[Vess Sadragen]

Age: 23

Interests:
Late-night caf that tastes like regret, clean code, rooftops with a view, obsolete tech, occasional philosophy, accidental heroics.

Dislikes:
Overtly evil vibes, undercooked plans, people who say "trust me" unironically, loud bravado, authority for authority's sake, and anyone who asks what she really does for a living in the first five minutes.

Seeking:
Low expectations.
Someone 24–40, morally flexible but not hollow, preferably unaligned, Bonus points if you can keep a secret, don't flinch at a concealed lightsaber, and understand that this is probably a terrible idea.

Disclaimer: This is momentary amusement. Outcomes may include one drink, zero messages, or a sudden deletion followed by going back to work.

 

[Gailen Keldau]

creates account

snoops to see whether Gailen Keldau has been around and about

That hard up huh?