Alright, I've waited long enough.

[Ayden Cater]

I declare this thread officially hijacked.

What were we talking about again?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

I believe the topic was means by which we could get you to shave off the goatee...

 

[Alpha]

*Raises hand and waves it* Ohhh ohhh pick me pick me. I want to do it!. Lets put a smile on that face of yours.

 

[Ayden Cater]

Touch the beard and you'll go home in a doggie bag.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Aww, even in a nice way? *strokes the beard gently*

 

[Ayden Cater]

*flashes a lightsaber near the offending arm*

My wife was the only one...

 

[Alpha]

*looks around* Where is she?

 

[Ayden Cater]

Dead. Thanks to the virus. And thanks to the Jedi.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Hey, I had nothing to do with that! And watch it with the lightsaber. It's not a toy.

 

[Alpha]

Oh um sorry? *pats on shoulder* Dont worry I never had a family.

 

[Ayden Cater]

When a man says no touching, he means no touching.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

In my experience, it usually means he's playing hard to get.

 

[Alpha]

Okay? i wont touch any more.

 

[Disciple]

I hear he's a fan of train rides.

 

[Daxton Bane]

Leave the man alone you filthy hippy Jedi. The sith would never mess with a man's face hair. Not that I ever had face hair to begin with but that is a different story.

 

[Alpha]

what you cant grow any Dax?

 

[Daxton Bane]

Zabraks don't have facial hair. Now his writer on the other hand has a fine beard going for him.

 

[Alpha]

Aww to bad for you. And I ment in RL?

 

[Akaan'ade Be'Solus]

Zabraks don't have facial hair. Now his writer on the other hand has a fine beard going for him.

Alpha, he clearly stated how much facial hair he had IRL. Derp to you good sir.

 

[Alpha]

He could mean his OOC account.