Renegade Rodian
NAR SHADDAA
THE CITY LEVEL DIRECTLY ABOVE NETWORK ACCESS
The back loading bay doors slowly, surely creaked open. A pair of Syndicate Enforcers, Wyndom and Pericles, were standing there under the glaring fluorescent lights. As soon as there was enough space to let them through, in came the Houks. Two giants. All muscle, no mind, or so the saying went. They were working together to carry something huge. It was a giant black case, cylindrical almost. It looked like they were having a hard enough time with it. Must have been a pretty big package. Despite their obvious struggle, Pericles couldn’t help but ask.
He rubbed the back of his helmet. “Jeez Louise, fellas. What the hell is that thing?”
Wyndom had no idea what was in the package either. They didn’t tell the security spooks what the plan was. Risked getting important information compromised. Neither of the two were yappers, quicker on the draw than most Enforcers too, but better safe than sorry. The Houks did not look pleased with Pericles’ question, but they were too strained to tell him to get bent/kark his own face in. Instead they waddled to the center of the room and slowly, delicately, set it down.
There was a soft thump.
The Houks got up off their knees wearily, rubbing their backs and grunting. There was the sound of a door opening as someone exited the warehouse office. Weequay in a suit. Sunglasses, even though it was dark in here. Mr. Shun himself. Wyndom and Pericles snapped to attention, but Mr. Shun did not seem interested in them. The bay door was now closing again with a miserable, rattling sound. “Either of you followed?”
“Nah,” said one of the Houks. This one had an eyepatch. “We got a squib for the driver. Jumpy guy, but alert. He woulda known.”
“Good,” said Mr. Shun, now making his way over to the cylinder. The Weequay crouched and ran his hand over the surface. Eventually, he found a handle. He pulled, and the panel slid forward, revealing a control module. Assortment of buttons, blaring red screen. Jumble of wires.
Was that a bomb?
“That a bomb?” Pericles asked. Wyndom resisted the urge to sigh. Mr. Shun glanced over his shoulder and gave a small, knowing grin.
“So to speak.”
“Ah, I think I get it,” said Pericles. “We’re above the target, aren’t we? I checked the maps, I think we are. We’re gonna set the timer on that thing, blow open the floor on this level, and rappel all the way down.” Pericles tapped his holstered pistol. “We’re the vanguard, right? Gonna go in first, give ‘em a what-”
Mr. Shun turned a switch. There was a loud, violent hum as the ‘bomb’ began to power up. “No.”
There was a lengthy pause. “Oh. I get it. We’re just the demo guys. We’re gonna set the charge, blow a hole in the floor, and then-”
“We’re staying,” Mr. Shun said, now sounding stern. There was now a furious beeping countdown coming from the cylinder. The Weequay stood and stared at Pericles. “You didn’t know?”
Pericles stiffened. “Know what?”
“This is a neutron bomb. It’ll level the whole building, the whole district. Everything.”
“A- are we going to… Leave?”
“No. It has been decided… That we shall all die. For the glory of the Syndicate.”
There was a long and dreadful pause. Both Houks looked at one another. Wyndom looked at Pericles. Not because he particularly cared what Pericles was doing or feeling, but because he started to smell piss. Pericles had pissed himself. Oh, the humanity. But the urine wasn’t even finished running down the Enforcer’s leg when Mr. Shun suddenly barked laughter, doubled over, and slapped his knee. The Houks, still unsure what was going on, started to chuckle.
They could smell the piss too.
“Aw, hell no, you idiot. It’s not a neutron bomb, get out of here,” Mr. Shun made his way over to both Enforcers, a deft finger maneuvering under his glasses so as to wipe a tear that had formed. “It’s an EMP.”
“What the hell is a-”
A word too late, the EMP detonated. And what a detonation it was. Gigantic bomb that it was, the ensuing electromagnetic pulse swept a huge radius through the underlevels of Nar Shaddaa. The first thing to go were the lights in the warehouse and just about every electronic device the Enforcers, the Houks, and Mr. Shun were carrying. The warehouse wouldn’t be the only casualty - it would be lost throughout the entire level currently stood on… And the level above them… And the level below them. A large number of surrounding districts would be without power or be suffering from deactivated electronics for a long time. This included Network Access, which did not have any failsafes for such an attack.
There was no room for precision. Precision is the death of reliability, Mr. Shun once said. It probably didn’t make any sense, but when you’re a Weequay in a business suit who wears sunglasses everywhere, you didn’t need to. Pericles swallowed in the now darkened warehouse. “N- now what?”
Mr. Shun clapped Pericles on the shoulder, walking over to the now-spent EMP bomb. “Now we wait.”
THE CITY LEVEL DIRECTLY ABOVE NETWORK ACCESS
The back loading bay doors slowly, surely creaked open. A pair of Syndicate Enforcers, Wyndom and Pericles, were standing there under the glaring fluorescent lights. As soon as there was enough space to let them through, in came the Houks. Two giants. All muscle, no mind, or so the saying went. They were working together to carry something huge. It was a giant black case, cylindrical almost. It looked like they were having a hard enough time with it. Must have been a pretty big package. Despite their obvious struggle, Pericles couldn’t help but ask.
He rubbed the back of his helmet. “Jeez Louise, fellas. What the hell is that thing?”
Wyndom had no idea what was in the package either. They didn’t tell the security spooks what the plan was. Risked getting important information compromised. Neither of the two were yappers, quicker on the draw than most Enforcers too, but better safe than sorry. The Houks did not look pleased with Pericles’ question, but they were too strained to tell him to get bent/kark his own face in. Instead they waddled to the center of the room and slowly, delicately, set it down.
There was a soft thump.
The Houks got up off their knees wearily, rubbing their backs and grunting. There was the sound of a door opening as someone exited the warehouse office. Weequay in a suit. Sunglasses, even though it was dark in here. Mr. Shun himself. Wyndom and Pericles snapped to attention, but Mr. Shun did not seem interested in them. The bay door was now closing again with a miserable, rattling sound. “Either of you followed?”
“Nah,” said one of the Houks. This one had an eyepatch. “We got a squib for the driver. Jumpy guy, but alert. He woulda known.”
“Good,” said Mr. Shun, now making his way over to the cylinder. The Weequay crouched and ran his hand over the surface. Eventually, he found a handle. He pulled, and the panel slid forward, revealing a control module. Assortment of buttons, blaring red screen. Jumble of wires.
Was that a bomb?
“That a bomb?” Pericles asked. Wyndom resisted the urge to sigh. Mr. Shun glanced over his shoulder and gave a small, knowing grin.
“So to speak.”
“Ah, I think I get it,” said Pericles. “We’re above the target, aren’t we? I checked the maps, I think we are. We’re gonna set the timer on that thing, blow open the floor on this level, and rappel all the way down.” Pericles tapped his holstered pistol. “We’re the vanguard, right? Gonna go in first, give ‘em a what-”
Mr. Shun turned a switch. There was a loud, violent hum as the ‘bomb’ began to power up. “No.”
There was a lengthy pause. “Oh. I get it. We’re just the demo guys. We’re gonna set the charge, blow a hole in the floor, and then-”
“We’re staying,” Mr. Shun said, now sounding stern. There was now a furious beeping countdown coming from the cylinder. The Weequay stood and stared at Pericles. “You didn’t know?”
Pericles stiffened. “Know what?”
“This is a neutron bomb. It’ll level the whole building, the whole district. Everything.”
“A- are we going to… Leave?”
“No. It has been decided… That we shall all die. For the glory of the Syndicate.”
There was a long and dreadful pause. Both Houks looked at one another. Wyndom looked at Pericles. Not because he particularly cared what Pericles was doing or feeling, but because he started to smell piss. Pericles had pissed himself. Oh, the humanity. But the urine wasn’t even finished running down the Enforcer’s leg when Mr. Shun suddenly barked laughter, doubled over, and slapped his knee. The Houks, still unsure what was going on, started to chuckle.
They could smell the piss too.
“Aw, hell no, you idiot. It’s not a neutron bomb, get out of here,” Mr. Shun made his way over to both Enforcers, a deft finger maneuvering under his glasses so as to wipe a tear that had formed. “It’s an EMP.”
“What the hell is a-”
A word too late, the EMP detonated. And what a detonation it was. Gigantic bomb that it was, the ensuing electromagnetic pulse swept a huge radius through the underlevels of Nar Shaddaa. The first thing to go were the lights in the warehouse and just about every electronic device the Enforcers, the Houks, and Mr. Shun were carrying. The warehouse wouldn’t be the only casualty - it would be lost throughout the entire level currently stood on… And the level above them… And the level below them. A large number of surrounding districts would be without power or be suffering from deactivated electronics for a long time. This included Network Access, which did not have any failsafes for such an attack.
There was no room for precision. Precision is the death of reliability, Mr. Shun once said. It probably didn’t make any sense, but when you’re a Weequay in a business suit who wears sunglasses everywhere, you didn’t need to. Pericles swallowed in the now darkened warehouse. “N- now what?”
Mr. Shun clapped Pericles on the shoulder, walking over to the now-spent EMP bomb. “Now we wait.”