Walker Twin-Sleeves
For only chits on the credit!
Somewhere in CIS Space...
"And as you can clearly see, fine gentleman and ladies, not only will my Dare to Dream: Lorrdian Haircare Products work for you, they practically sell themselves!" Walker boasted proudly to a room of largely disinterested housewives. He'd been going about his little presentation for just over two hours now, it was time to bring it home - the wine was flowing generously, after all, and the fine point between delightfully tipsy and insensate was often a thin one. Not that Walker himself had been drinking - no sir, not me, not ever on the job except when he did. The housefraus could drink up all the cheap wine they wanted, he'd switched his out for juice on the sly some hours ago.
Walker gave the box of jingling bottles sitting on the living room table an affectionate pat. Like most of the building, the living room was well-to-do in a visible way, with nice cream carpets and high ceilings. Wall-mounted terminals for easy holonet access, pictures hung with care. These people had money. "Now, there is nothing to stop you from buying this Slay at Home Mom package of fine hair and skin products and simply use them yourselves. Heck - you'll be the talk of the town within the week! But for just a little more, you could invest, and go into business for yourself, spreading this product - which you're all familiar with the benefits of - among your friends and family for a massive return on your initial purchase!" The lanky, blue-haired huckster promised, tipping a sly wink to an older woman he was holding in rapt attention. "You get paid, they love the way they look, and you'll love the way it feels to be your own boss!"
A small rap of his cane on the box punctuated the statement, and he leaned in with a sly smirk. A conspirital tone to his voice, Walker stage whispered the next portion. "And, of course, not for nothing, but I've got an appointment with those fine ladies over in the Haymayfair Quarter this afternoon..." He 'confided', referencing a rival school district that many of these mothers likely had some complaint with. "...but I only brought so much product with me, today, so..."
It was almost too easy. Within a couple of hours, Walker had completely sold his stock of two-credit shampoos and lotion to an eager gaggle of housewives, and swiped no shortage of personal information from their bank cards. They'd never realize he'd just poured the cheapest stuff possible into fancy-looking bottles, added some fragrances and spices... and they'd probably never notice the slight skimming he'd done on the side. So really, as far as Walker was concerned, it was a victimless crime. How pleased would Razelle be to find him more than capable of fueling the ship this week? And, if he was feeling bold, refilling the pantry?
What Walker had overlooked, of course, was that the enclave of housewives he'd just fleeced were not simply the idle rich. It had taken some computer system somewhere less than an hour to flag the strange activity on the accounts of several fleet officers, and notify the authorities. When one robbed the wives of several military officers, he could expect the forces to come down hard and fast, and while Walker had no idea that the hammer of justice was swinging for him, he knew a bad situation when he saw one.
A bad situation like Military Police hustling through a commercial district, circulating his picture and asking questions. Walker pulled a hat over his blue hair and ducked into a bakery, narrowly dodging a squad of jackbooted corporate thugs.
This was bad. He considered calling Raz.
"And as you can clearly see, fine gentleman and ladies, not only will my Dare to Dream: Lorrdian Haircare Products work for you, they practically sell themselves!" Walker boasted proudly to a room of largely disinterested housewives. He'd been going about his little presentation for just over two hours now, it was time to bring it home - the wine was flowing generously, after all, and the fine point between delightfully tipsy and insensate was often a thin one. Not that Walker himself had been drinking - no sir, not me, not ever on the job except when he did. The housefraus could drink up all the cheap wine they wanted, he'd switched his out for juice on the sly some hours ago.
Walker gave the box of jingling bottles sitting on the living room table an affectionate pat. Like most of the building, the living room was well-to-do in a visible way, with nice cream carpets and high ceilings. Wall-mounted terminals for easy holonet access, pictures hung with care. These people had money. "Now, there is nothing to stop you from buying this Slay at Home Mom package of fine hair and skin products and simply use them yourselves. Heck - you'll be the talk of the town within the week! But for just a little more, you could invest, and go into business for yourself, spreading this product - which you're all familiar with the benefits of - among your friends and family for a massive return on your initial purchase!" The lanky, blue-haired huckster promised, tipping a sly wink to an older woman he was holding in rapt attention. "You get paid, they love the way they look, and you'll love the way it feels to be your own boss!"
A small rap of his cane on the box punctuated the statement, and he leaned in with a sly smirk. A conspirital tone to his voice, Walker stage whispered the next portion. "And, of course, not for nothing, but I've got an appointment with those fine ladies over in the Haymayfair Quarter this afternoon..." He 'confided', referencing a rival school district that many of these mothers likely had some complaint with. "...but I only brought so much product with me, today, so..."
It was almost too easy. Within a couple of hours, Walker had completely sold his stock of two-credit shampoos and lotion to an eager gaggle of housewives, and swiped no shortage of personal information from their bank cards. They'd never realize he'd just poured the cheapest stuff possible into fancy-looking bottles, added some fragrances and spices... and they'd probably never notice the slight skimming he'd done on the side. So really, as far as Walker was concerned, it was a victimless crime. How pleased would Razelle be to find him more than capable of fueling the ship this week? And, if he was feeling bold, refilling the pantry?
What Walker had overlooked, of course, was that the enclave of housewives he'd just fleeced were not simply the idle rich. It had taken some computer system somewhere less than an hour to flag the strange activity on the accounts of several fleet officers, and notify the authorities. When one robbed the wives of several military officers, he could expect the forces to come down hard and fast, and while Walker had no idea that the hammer of justice was swinging for him, he knew a bad situation when he saw one.
A bad situation like Military Police hustling through a commercial district, circulating his picture and asking questions. Walker pulled a hat over his blue hair and ducked into a bakery, narrowly dodging a squad of jackbooted corporate thugs.
This was bad. He considered calling Raz.