The Old Sith has a teleconference call with the Trade Federation Consumer Products Board.
The Old Sith: If we are to pave the way for the revamping of Old Naboo into Planet Delta, we must have an unstoppable force to cast aside any Opposition, including any Jedi. What have you created?
Dook Jones: Sir, we have created the ultimate solution to the problems of revamping Old Naboo. And here at TFCP, we believe good business is where you find it.
Scientists roll in a a three legged droid with double cannons on both arms and a Gungan volunteer
Enforcement Droideka 209: STANDING BY
Dook Jones: The Enforcement Droideka 209 is a twenty four hour oppression device, designed to keep a population good and cowed. And it's double blaster cannons will put large, large holes in people.
The Old Sith: Can it recognize when something has surrendered at least? It's no good to me if it doesn't know when to stop firing.
Dook Jones: Why that's why I brought a volunteer to demonstrate it is in perfect working order! Jar Jar! Step forward!
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa was promised alllllll the licorice if I signed the legal wavers! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Old Sith: Please, PLEASE let something go horribly wrong.
Dook Jones: Jar Jar, pick up the lightsaber in the case next to you and turn it on.
Jar Jar Binks: Picks up the Lightsaber and turns it, nearly lopping his own head off.
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like the glowy glowy rainbow swishy stick AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enforcement Droideka 209: Growls like Lion PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY
Dook Jones: I think you better do what he says, mister Binks
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa having too much fun swinging swishy stick AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enforcement Droideka 209: YOU NOW HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY
The Old Sith: If I'd known I was going to get a show I'd have ordered a meal
Dook Jones: Jar Jar, what the hell?! Drop the saber before it turns you into Poodoo!
The Old Sith: Shhh. Let him die happy.
Enforcement Droideka 209: YOU NOW HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN. SIX...
Jar Jar continues to prance around with the active lightsaber
Enforcement Droideka 209: ...FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. ONE. I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE.
Droideka violently riddles Jar Jar with blaster bolts
The Old Sith: Dook, I'm very disappointed...that you didn't find a way to kill him sooner. The Droid has my full blessings.
Dook Jones: But my master, we never determined if It was faulty or not!
The Old Sith: It was smart enough to kill Jar Jar.
The Old Sith: That's good enough for me
The Old Sith: If we are to pave the way for the revamping of Old Naboo into Planet Delta, we must have an unstoppable force to cast aside any Opposition, including any Jedi. What have you created?
Dook Jones: Sir, we have created the ultimate solution to the problems of revamping Old Naboo. And here at TFCP, we believe good business is where you find it.
Scientists roll in a a three legged droid with double cannons on both arms and a Gungan volunteer
Enforcement Droideka 209: STANDING BY
Dook Jones: The Enforcement Droideka 209 is a twenty four hour oppression device, designed to keep a population good and cowed. And it's double blaster cannons will put large, large holes in people.
The Old Sith: Can it recognize when something has surrendered at least? It's no good to me if it doesn't know when to stop firing.
Dook Jones: Why that's why I brought a volunteer to demonstrate it is in perfect working order! Jar Jar! Step forward!
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa was promised alllllll the licorice if I signed the legal wavers! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Old Sith: Please, PLEASE let something go horribly wrong.
Dook Jones: Jar Jar, pick up the lightsaber in the case next to you and turn it on.
Jar Jar Binks: Picks up the Lightsaber and turns it, nearly lopping his own head off.
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like the glowy glowy rainbow swishy stick AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enforcement Droideka 209: Growls like Lion PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY
Dook Jones: I think you better do what he says, mister Binks
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa having too much fun swinging swishy stick AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enforcement Droideka 209: YOU NOW HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY
The Old Sith: If I'd known I was going to get a show I'd have ordered a meal
Dook Jones: Jar Jar, what the hell?! Drop the saber before it turns you into Poodoo!
The Old Sith: Shhh. Let him die happy.
Enforcement Droideka 209: YOU NOW HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN. SIX...
Jar Jar continues to prance around with the active lightsaber
Enforcement Droideka 209: ...FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. ONE. I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE.
Droideka violently riddles Jar Jar with blaster bolts
The Old Sith: Dook, I'm very disappointed...that you didn't find a way to kill him sooner. The Droid has my full blessings.
Dook Jones: But my master, we never determined if It was faulty or not!
The Old Sith: It was smart enough to kill Jar Jar.
The Old Sith: That's good enough for me
