Did you know that most flavors of Cozmic, the galaxy-leading source of delicious hydration, are 99.9 percent water? Did you know that the remaining fraction of a percent are harmless synthetic compounds easily expelled alongside your bodily waste? Did you know that ten out of ten doctors agree that Cozmic can safely replace a consumer's entire water intake with no side effects?
Don't trust your water supply? Drink Cozmic instead!
Did you know that Cozmic causes no damage to your teeth? Ten out of ten dentists agree! In fact, our new Cozmic Gleam variant can be swirled in the mouth as an alternative to tooth brushing! The result? Clean, gleaming teeth! Drink Cozmic!
Did you know that Cozmic can be safely consumed by beings of any age? In fact, our new Baby's First Cosmic variant can safely replace breastmilk and baby food! Buy a year's supply for your newborn and get a free antibody injection - perfect for babies who never breastfeed!
Don't trust your water supply? Drink Cozmic instead!
Did you know that Cozmic causes no damage to your teeth? Ten out of ten dentists agree! In fact, our new Cozmic Gleam variant can be swirled in the mouth as an alternative to tooth brushing! The result? Clean, gleaming teeth! Drink Cozmic!
Did you know that Cozmic can be safely consumed by beings of any age? In fact, our new Baby's First Cosmic variant can safely replace breastmilk and baby food! Buy a year's supply for your newborn and get a free antibody injection - perfect for babies who never breastfeed!
