STRATEGIC INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
TASK FORCE X INTERROGATION LOGS
SUBJECT: KINGSLEY, WILE E.
K: Rrrrawk! I'm flattered.
X: Spice running, arms smuggling, grand theft starship. Pretty straightforward gutter trash.
K: You're making me blush.
X: But then things get interesting. Escape from Sunspot Prison...
K: Rrrawk! No cage can hold me!
X: Kidnapping a Silver Jedi...
K: That was just a bad breakup.
X: Right. Then there's Operation Bangarang. Do you have any idea how classified that is? You destroyed an Imperial fortress on Dreypa's Peak.
K: Chance killed that Sith Lord! Not me! I just nudged him! It was an accident!
X: What about Voss-ka, then? You almost crashed your bulk freighter into the Empire's stronghold. Witnesses saw you stand off against a Sith Knight.
K: Rrrrawk! It was that damn goose!
X: Is that...is that a code name?
K: No, it was an evil goose.
X: Who the hell are you? Who do you work for?
K: I'm the dank ferrik lizard king.
X: You're-are we sure M wants this one? She usually likes them a little less...stupid.
K: All women want me. Rrrawk! Its kind of a curse.
X: Okay, we're done here.