Chomba sat in the great vacuum of space. He blinked as he thought about the recent events between the Sith Covenant and the Iron Covenant. The Covenants War, one might say. Chomba clicked the record on his journal.
"Captain's log. Galactic Date.... 9 something... nine hundred... nine hundred fifty... No.... Captain's log, entry number one. Chomba hath just survived the most dangerous of Chomba's missions! Abadiah-Rey was a terrible planet to visit, it had Sithies, Mangoes, fungal zombies, blasters and big capital ships, and ghost ships! Ghost ships! Chomba declares the planet uninhabitable and will be scoring it a zero star on the star advisor app."
Chomba coughed, "however, Chomba's awesome skills in piloting allowed Chomba to survive all of that. Chomba now claims title God of Pilot, after Chomba flew so fast and spinning so hard that Chomba lapped the entire galaxy in seconds. Pooter recorded it all so there no doubt in Chomba's skill." Chomba was proud of that, he was definitely sure that the navicomputer recorded the impossible. "Chomba now goes where no Sith dare to venture! Chomba is desperately in need of break so Chomba is heading to Thyferra, or Tiberius, or Thigh-Serious. Planet names are hard to remember, Chomba is sure Pooter has it saved somewhere. Chomba out."
"Now... Where did Chomba put the fresh towels? Chomba sweated and cried so hard during that whole thing that Chomba needs a shower." Chomba forgetting to end the recording was speaking distantly to himself now. "Chomba glad there were no accidents this time. Chomba would have been really embarrassed."
"Sith Empresses... Two! Chomba nearly died! High Republic safe... Chomba never tell a soul... Nightmares for months!" Barely heard in the record as a shower is then heard turned on.
"Wait... Light still blinking..? Chomba ended recording? NOOOOOO! POOTER WAS MEANT TO END THE RECORDING WHEN CHOMBA SAID CHOMBA-" Final sentence abruptly cut out.
"Captain's log. Galactic Date.... 9 something... nine hundred... nine hundred fifty... No.... Captain's log, entry number one. Chomba hath just survived the most dangerous of Chomba's missions! Abadiah-Rey was a terrible planet to visit, it had Sithies, Mangoes, fungal zombies, blasters and big capital ships, and ghost ships! Ghost ships! Chomba declares the planet uninhabitable and will be scoring it a zero star on the star advisor app."
Chomba coughed, "however, Chomba's awesome skills in piloting allowed Chomba to survive all of that. Chomba now claims title God of Pilot, after Chomba flew so fast and spinning so hard that Chomba lapped the entire galaxy in seconds. Pooter recorded it all so there no doubt in Chomba's skill." Chomba was proud of that, he was definitely sure that the navicomputer recorded the impossible. "Chomba now goes where no Sith dare to venture! Chomba is desperately in need of break so Chomba is heading to Thyferra, or Tiberius, or Thigh-Serious. Planet names are hard to remember, Chomba is sure Pooter has it saved somewhere. Chomba out."
"Now... Where did Chomba put the fresh towels? Chomba sweated and cried so hard during that whole thing that Chomba needs a shower." Chomba forgetting to end the recording was speaking distantly to himself now. "Chomba glad there were no accidents this time. Chomba would have been really embarrassed."
"Sith Empresses... Two! Chomba nearly died! High Republic safe... Chomba never tell a soul... Nightmares for months!" Barely heard in the record as a shower is then heard turned on.
"Wait... Light still blinking..? Chomba ended recording? NOOOOOO! POOTER WAS MEANT TO END THE RECORDING WHEN CHOMBA SAID CHOMBA-" Final sentence abruptly cut out.
