LFG Zweihander Admiral Seeks Wifey

[Tristan Evore]

Hey, don't judge me, it works for everyone else

Any who, my name is Tristan. I get promoted to Grand Admiral soon, which means whoever becomes my wife will be very rich. (Combined with money earned from the Techno Union and N&Z Corporation). Beyond this, Tristan is a pretty great dude.

He's chill. (When people aren't doing stupid things). He seeks children as well. He's an Anzati-Expithenc (however you spell it) hybrid. He's currently 87 Years old and really speaking has a few centuries left of life.

So..you have read this far and are not falling head over hills of THE Grand Admiral Tristan Evore. If so...I've failed miserably.

 

[Kiff Brayde]

Hit me up :3

 

[Moe Uilor]

Honest Moe Uilor has a used droid for this, my friend! Come visit Moe's and help yourself to a nice cup of stimcaf while we introduce you to the wonderful world of used droid ownership!

 

[Kiff Brayde]

Moe Uilor

Defined used.

 

[Moe Uilor]

We at Moe's understand that not everyone can afford a brand-new droid because, let's face it, those are really expensive. In this day and age it's almost impossible to run a competitive business without droids though, and that is why we offer our fine selection of used droids to the Galaxy so they too can enjoy the luxury of owning a droid.

All our droids are professionally refurbished too, so don't worry! You buy an experienced droid that almost runs like new!

 

[Tristan Evore]

Kiff Brayde

What did u have in mind?

Moe Uilor

Like he said, wym by used?

 

[Kiff Brayde]

Tristan Evore

I personally vouch for the quality of Honest Moe Uilor's refurbished droids. Even better, they come at an affordable and honest price!