Wanna buy a BB droid? CHEAP
Don't pull ME into this!!!The funniest
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Don't pull ME into this!!!The funniest
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Five eyes drifted over the description as the warpriest slurped from her goblet of honeyed wine and those eyes widened in delight. "Fighting, guns? Naughty activities? Now that's mamas kind of lady. Can't wait to see what those fists can do~" She flicked her claw over the datapad, only to scratch the screen with her claws in swiping right.Yeah, sure, why not?
Name: Arris Windrun
Age: 31
Pronouns: She/Her
Background: Shockboxer
Interests: Guns, crime, and fighting
Seeking: Shallow women
The xeno lunged forward and spat up her drink at the sight of the gremlin who had been a stowaway onto her ship not so long ago. Spraying wine all over the floor as she choked and wheezed. "WHAT? No way, you can't make this up." She chuckled, tossing the goblet to the floor with a clink as she tapped the girls face on the screen. "I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again. Soon enough~" She chittered deeply, swiping right just for the love of the game.Someone probably convinced Riven to do this, because she sure wouldn't typically.
Name: Riven
Age: ... I don't actually specifically know, over 20 for sure.
Pronouns: She/her
Background: Anti-social bounty hunter with a big gun. I'm not intrinsically tied to any factions, more of a freelancer.
Interests: Shooting, smoking (it helps my anxiety), tinkering with my droid, and avoiding people. I work a lot so I'm not always around.
Seeking: Low-maintenance women who don't mind awkward girls and also won't get mad at me for smoking and disappearing a lot. Also taller girls, but I'm like five foot so usually everyone's taller anyways... (Not looking for anything serious really...)
She lounged back into her cushioned seat. Lazily hooking her legs over the armrest and skimming the next profile before those ears fluttered magically and that massive alien tail began to thump audibly against the floor as she practically glued her face to the screen. Bringing a clawed thumb up to her lips and biting down as those eyes drank in the words. A fellow conqueror? A man of higher calling...a man of violence? Was it possible to swipe right more than once on a single profile? She didn't know but she dragged her claw over the screen and carved a heart shape along the glass over his avatar before giggling girlishly and swiping right. The next who came however was a hideously overweight baron that made her nearly jump out her scales as the heart she carved now hovered over his image. "OH MY GODS EW NO!" She cried, SMASHING the tablet onto the floor dramatically.Imperius, 4.573
Zakuul
Warmaster | Philosopher of Order | Amateur Godslayer
"Let's bring Order to this chaotic galaxy… starting with dinner at 2100 hours."
About Me:
I bring balance to the galaxy — by conquering it.
Not a Jedi, not a Sith, just a man with a plan and an almost 100% success rate at reorganizing civilizations.
I enjoy long walks through devastated battlefields, candlelit strategy briefings, and whispering philosophical paradoxes while the fleet bombards a rebel world.
If you can quote the Lex Valoris without trembling, I might just let you hold Valoris.
Interests:
~ Reshaping destiny through sheer willpower.
~ Black armor aesthetics.
~ Tea brewed with absolute precision.
~ Debating whether "balance" or "order" looks better on the throne.
Fun Fact:
My cybernetics are more loyal than most relationships.
Looking For:
Someone disciplined, loyal, and able to withstand mild atmospheric re-entry.
Force-users welcome — but please, no Light Side drama.
It took forever for a replacement pad to be brought to her. And when she got it the first profile to appear was of another familiar face. Dimas many eyes grimaced in slight annoyance. "Is the galaxy REALLY that small?" She murmured, pondering in her head as she tapped the screen. "We already know each other, would it be weird? Mmm...would probably be weird. What does this option do?" She asked, swiping upward on the app instead of left or right. She was uncertain what it did, but she felt bad swiping left on someone she knew and was already friendly with. Besides, they had already shared a kiss, it seemed unfair to hog all the smoochin for herself.
If life were a cartoon, heart shaped eyes would be bulging out of her head as she drank in the size of those BICEPS and admired the finery of his toga which even matched her own favorite color. "Science sucks but HOT DAMN what a MEATY MAN!" She swiped right without even reading his profile, why would she? Dima was convinced just from visuals alone with those muscles carved from statues of the gods.![]()
Name: delvin jeth
Age: 30
Pronouns: he/him
Background: delvin is an arcanian geneticist first and everything else second even though he is a nobles son he prefers to stay out of the limelight. Prefering to stick to his studies, not being the best at reading social cues he's far better in a lab than a ballroom but he is willing to help those who need it regardless of his darkside force usage.
Interests: science, learning new things, scientific endeavors, Studying unique genetic sequences, the occasional party.
Seeking: male/female no prefered age someone who's either willing to drag him out of his lab and make him experience the greater galaxy romance either short or long term is optional friendship fine in his book.
Staring at the screen Dima nodded, unsure who this woman was, but feeling as if she were a familiar presence as Dima leaned into screen. Dangling her legs back and forth like a gossiping schoolgirl as the Mandalorian Titaness hymned quietly to herself. "Pin me down? Taste me? O-oh my, this one is so forward! M-maybe i shouldn't, i might bite a little too hard and then she'll get mad at me." She buried her face into a pillow and muffled a cry as it took everything in her power to swipe left.
Shifting her eyes over the screen Dima gave an expression that read as 'not too shabby' as she looked the jedi over. Sighing heavily when she saw the descriptors of 'reading and beaches' and practically rolled her five eyes so far into her skull she was staring at her own ass. "Oh gooooooods. He's a total HUNK but he's a fethin Jedi NERD!" She wailed, feigning a arm over her head as she ripped her eyes away and swiped left.This is probably ill advised but...
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To swipe? Or not to swipe? That is the question.
THE BASICS
THE DETAILS:
- Name: Abel Denko
- Age: 42
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Background: Ex-Criminal, Jedi, Noble
- Interests:
- Wine
- Reading
- Outdoors
- Beaches
- Teaching
- Seeking:
- Age 21+
- Woman Preferred
- Any non-Sith background
- Sense of humor required
At this point, doomscrolling on Zinder seemed an excellent use of her time as she pulled a cigar to her lips and ignited it with a spark from her clawed fingers. Her eyes read mandalorian, saw the shades, saw the STYLE...the VIOLENCE. It was decided before she even finished reading the details. "Mnf, now that's a yummy lookin lad." She cooed, swiping right confidently.THE BASICS![]()
Certified Loverboy.
THE DETAILS:
- Name: Jonah Verd
- Age: 22
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Background: Mandalorian, Mercenary, Criminal
- Interests:
- Exotic Destinations
- Fine Food, Finer Wine
- High Stakes Environments
- The Arts
- Extreme Violence
- Seeking:
- Age 21+
- Woman Preferred
- Any Love Language
- Any background
CONTROL THE SPICE, CONTROL THE UNIVERSE, CONTROL THE SPICE, CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! CONTROL THE SPICE, CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!! swipes up
"Holy shit...who is that?" Dima asked, staring at the avatar and squinting. "Renn? Surely that can't be OUR Renn~" She rubbed her chin, one of her praetorian staring over her shoulder and blinking in confusion at the Warpreist reaction. "It is, of House Vizsla right? That's him for sure. How do you not know that?" They asked, making Dimas eye twitch in agitation as she slumped deep into her chair. "THATS what Renn looks like under the helm? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME HE WAS A TOTAL BEEFCAKE!? I swear half ya'll are holding out on me wearing that damn bucket on your heads all the time." She growled, questioning what to do before shrugging lightly. "W-well i cant, i-i have to be professional. We work to closely together, it would be inappropriate..." She tried to justify, sighing deeply. Mostly in disappointment. Swiping left.
"Ohhhh, this woman tried to kill me once. Hot, i respect that." She purred, blowing a plum of smoke out after taking a long drag of her cigar. "I like to party, you like to party...i think we can make this work~" She mused, chuckling impishly as she swiped right. Continuing late into the night ogling fine men and admiring even finer ladies. Over indulgence at it's finest~![]()
Name: malyssa moddol
Age: 24
Pronouns: she/her also party girl
Background: malyssa is a sith but a humble one who can get along with any one who isnt openly hostile towards her. Even though she is half zeltron she is a typical zeltron most of the time her echani side can come out when the occasion demands though but she prefers to party and half fun.
interests: malyssa loves to party and have fun no matter the occasion with anyone aslong as they arent willing to dampen her mood at all damned by the consequences aslong as fun and merriment was had.
Seeking: anyone willing to party with her and have fun relationships are completely optional aslong as the relationship isnt monogamous.
It seemed fitting that the next profile to appear on Zinder was the former Handmaiden Jorryn served alongside, departing only recently. The two hadn't managed a chance to get to know one another incredibly well, and there had been complications with the girls departure. Jorryn couldn't help but wonder just how they may have worked together, and perhaps this would provide a chance to catch up on what never happened. Also help to not waste the sign language lessons that Jorryn had taken to communicate with the woman.
Swipe Up.
Neriah had giggled to herself at the sight of the fall and part of her wished she had somehow had a part in it. Oh well. Back to more classes.Kirie had tripped and fallen on her way to the library that morning, and ever since her datapad had been behaving very strangely.
The chime of a match notification fromJorryn Fordyce made her perk up, but when she searched for the Zinder app and tapped on the cracked screen to open it, the interface seemed very unfamiliar...
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Been counting bodies since I was 8, swipe right
Interesting enough, swipe right
I stop reading after fighting was involved, swipe right.![]()
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ICHIKA MASUDO
Late Twenties ✿ She/Her ✿ Jedi
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Background:
Interests:
- Half-Zeltron, Culturally Atrisian
- Jedi Duelist and Empath
Please note that these lists are not exhaustive.
Seeking: Preferably male, mid-twenties or older, light-leaning neutral to lightsided. Someone who is level-headed, honest, respectful.
- Activities — Combat, duels, martial arts, sparring, and active listening. Sharing food with others.
- Likes — My two songsteel blades, pizza, the occasional cup ramen, and cats... and no, not all at the same time. Being out in nature. Occasional solitude. Having your undivided attention when we are speaking.
- Dislikes — Injustice. City-planets. Chaotic people. Dark Imperials. Sith and darksiders in general.
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Name: Jand Talo
Age: Mid-to-late 20s
Pronouns: He/Him
Background: Nagai first clan leader who showed Force sensitivity and became a Jedi to earn his clan more status within Nagai culture
Interests: Combat, duels, swords, mechanics, and engineering. Also seeing new and unknown worlds. And sandwiches.
Seeking: Female, Nagai (?), probably not a Sith; unsure, this is the first time I've done this, Corazona von Ascania talked me into it.
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ICHIKA MASUDO
Late Twenties ✿ She/Her ✿ Jedi
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Background:
Interests:
- Half-Zeltron, Culturally Atrisian
- Jedi Duelist and Empath
Please note that these lists are not exhaustive.
Seeking: Preferably male, mid-twenties or older, light-leaning neutral to lightsided. Someone who is level-headed, honest, respectful.
- Activities — Combat, duels, martial arts, sparring, and active listening. Sharing food with others.
- Likes — My two songsteel blades, pizza, the occasional cup ramen, and cats... and no, not all at the same time. Being out in nature. Occasional solitude. Having your undivided attention when we are speaking.
- Dislikes — Injustice. City-planets. Chaotic people. Dark Imperials. Sith and darksiders in general.
Name: Nitya Xeraic
Age: 33
Pronouns: She / Her
Background: Jedi (Hermit / High Padawan)
Interests:
Nitya is a quiet, contemplative Jedi living in a secluded hermitage on Oralis Prime. Calm, steady, and deeply attuned to the Force, she finds meaning in small rituals — meditation, tea, conversation, and the quiet presence of another soul.
She's ideal for:
Introspective, character-driven scenes
soft companionship and slow-burn emotional arcs
exploring Force philosophy, healing, and second chances
spiritual or nature-centered threads
connections with wanderers, recluses, diplomats, scholars, or anyone seeking peace
Though she keeps to herself, she feels deeply and listens carefully — the kind of person who can steady another simply by being near.
Seeking:
Age Group: 25+ preferred
Preferred Genders: Any (she is drawn more to presence and spirit than gender)
Preferred Backgrounds:
Jedi (former, current, lost)
Wanderers, pilgrims, travelers, diplomats
Scholars, healers, Force sensitives
Veterans of conflict seeking solace
Kind-hearted individuals, gentle personalities, or even chaotic ones who complement her calm
She pairs well with characters who appreciate quiet moments, slow pacing, and emotional intimacy built over time.
"For those who move gently through the galaxy — or those who wish they could — Nitya offers quiet companionship, a steady hand, and a place at her side beneath the trees. If you're searching for connection, healing, or the kind of slow-burn closeness that grows like light through leaves… she'll make the tea, if you're willing to stay long enough to share it."
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"There was once a girl who dreamed of fire & flowers~"
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Name: Dima Prime
Age: Mid 30s
Pronouns: She/Her
Location: The Ark [X]
Background: Mandalorian Warpriest
Interests: If it bleeds, explodes, or requires dramatic lighting—I'm in.
- Sponsoring and refereeing gladiatorial games, usually while eating candied fruit and screaming encouragement
- Sports of all kinds (especially the ones outlawed in most sectors)
- Spending equal time in the forge and the battlefield, hammering metal with the same passion she uses to hammer enemies
- Religious prayers that sound suspiciously like battle chants
- Starring in or writing dramatic plays, always with at least one monologue about destiny and fire
- Collecting rare blades, shinies, cursed relics, and anything with "Warning: Dangerous" written on it
- Long walks on shattered battlefields
- Petting every weird creature she finds
- Starting fights she shouldn't win, and somehow winning them anyway
Seeking: MEN with, With biceps the size of her entire head, Who can pick her up like she weighs nothing, Who kiss her and threaten her with a good sparring match, Who can tolerate her rambling about holy war strategies at 3 AM. And WOMEN who are either as dangerous as she is or fine ladies of nobility who think they can tame a this xeno beast of a mando.
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- Slap her ass when she walks by (non-negotiable)
- Encourage her terrible ideas
- Listen to her long, enthusiastic rants about "divine purpose" and "the poetry of violence"
- Let her hold their hand after a battle
- Treat her like a princess, even when she's tracking blood across the floor
- Worship her a little
- Fear her a tiny bit
- Tell her how mighty she is~
"Wanna pray with me, play with me, or slay with me. Bonus points if you can outlift me. But let's be honest, you probably can't."
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Certified Loverboy.
THE DETAILS:
- Name: Jonah Verd
- Age: 22
- Pronouns: He/Him
- Background: Mandalorian, Mercenary, Criminal
- Interests:
- Exotic Destinations
- Fine Food, Finer Wine
- High Stakes Environments
- The Arts
- Extreme Violence
- Seeking:
- Age 21+
- Woman Preferred
- Any Love Language
- Any background
I don't know if I have any takers
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Name: Eenia
Age: 27
Pronouns: She/Her
Background: Jedi (former), Healer
Interests: All of the good things life has to offer. Spending too long alone, shrouded in darkness tends to make one appreciate the smallest things and gestures.
Healing and helping others is my greatest passion, followed closely by sweets - but I'm not sure if that counts here or not
Seeking: Connection. Something to grow on, someone to grow with
Of course little did she know of the karma that struck back. Thus is why you don't leave your data pad aloneNeriah had giggled to herself at the sight of the fall and part of her wished she had somehow had a part in it. Oh well. Back to more classes.
But...I wanna talk about scraping
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Name: Rayne Lo'to
Age: Early 20s
Pronouns: She, Her
Background: Abandoned Scrap Engineerthat's a real job title don't worry about it
Interests: Really interesting things like, uh... hot chocolate, and sitting in bed and watching the holo, and not dying. And my job, which is not just collecting junk... how do I delete things?
Seeking: 20s, anyone who is not a jerk or runs around with criminals, Imperials, Sith, whatever.
Maybe a former slave dancer who works with the Imperials can broker a meeting on shared interestsBut...I wanna talk about scraping![]()