Blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
"As no reply to our request has reached our ears, we feel the responsibility to offer proof.
"Do you recognize this lovely forest? Is this your Jedi insurgency? And if you're wondering if it's one of the other Jedi insurgencies running around, there's an easy way to be on the safe side.
"The package now includes not only the coordinates, footage, and facial recognition data...but discretion regarding the complete specifications of a rare technology that allows the recent past of a location — a hastily evacuated base, for example — to be viewed by anyone.
"None of that's necessary.
"The price for this exclusive package is now three million — Quekko's second favorite lucky number."
EDIT: See auction

"Do you recognize this lovely forest? Is this your Jedi insurgency? And if you're wondering if it's one of the other Jedi insurgencies running around, there's an easy way to be on the safe side.
"The package now includes not only the coordinates, footage, and facial recognition data...but discretion regarding the complete specifications of a rare technology that allows the recent past of a location — a hastily evacuated base, for example — to be viewed by anyone.
"None of that's necessary.
"The price for this exclusive package is now three million — Quekko's second favorite lucky number."
EDIT: See auction
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