Phineas Karr
Misfit Carrot
"I can't take on ruining your life too. So tell me now if you're....you're being serious?"
Phineas immediately felt bad. He should have realized the joke would completely sail over her head due to the fact she was completely stressed out. Not having had any parents or siblings or even a girlfriend ever in his life, it was difficult to understand connections such as hers. On paper he could understand but when it came to the actual feeling? Never. It wasn't something he had experienced in his life before.
"Yeah, I'm just joking. Nothing serious." Maybe he should try a joke again? "I would have had to have had a life in order for it to be ruined. Which, lucky for both of us, I clearly had nothing going on. Even if I did, I don't mind helping. I think you would do the same for me? If I had such a situation? I'm more than ready to try to find your family."
He paused.
"So stop crying, start driving, and let's see what we can accomplish."