Would you kiss the person above you?

[Silent One]

Very tempting. Just a light peck then

 

[Kitter Bitters]

Yes!!! Cute birdie!!

 

[Valery Noble]

pucker up, kittykat

 

[Silent One]

No

 

[Kitter Bitters]

Can I feed you bird seed?

 

[Silent One]

Yes

 

[Toby Perris]

I, well... ohhh, this is awkward.

You see it's just that... ah, you might be nice, but I don't see how it would work, even if you are sentient.

And kissing you on the top of the head like you're a pet cat seems problematic, and...

...you know, I'm just going to stop talking!

 

[Silent One]

Pucker up buttercup

 

[Toby Perris]

Buttercup?

come on, now, I'm at least a sunflower

 

[Ran Serys]

“Only a peck on the cheek. I’m almost old enough to be your mother.”

 

[Finon Nalle]

Maybe?

 

[Silent One]

Yes

 

[Amarantos Draco]

A... winged creature?

I'm certain there are laws against this sort of thing.

And in whatever forsaken timeline there isn't, I must still decline.

 

[Eira Dyn]

Hmmm, probably not

 

[Kole Silco]

“Sorry, little one. I’m thinking I’m a bit too old for you.”

 

[Sars Sarad]

On the head, after I took it.

 

[Silent One]

I'd peck you

 

[Kitter Bitters]

The bird is the word

 

[Silent One]

Yes

 

[Kitter Bitters]

I give you bird seed