Snarykk
Sworn To Avenge My Ewokese Brothers To The End!
Lork Richards stood there, cigar resting on his lips, as he stood on a Correlian landing pad. "Sir, we have weighed the cargo, it weighs 202 pounds...the maximum limit of cargo brought onto this pad is 200 pounds", The port guard explained. "Sir, it weighs 200 pounds, only. I ain't dragging that thing back aboard my fething ship!" The foul-mouthed smuggler cleared his throat, sighing.
"Sir, it weighs 202 pounds, two pounds above the limit!". "No, no, no! Your not listening to me...I", Lork was interrupted as the guard began speaking. "What is in this crate?" The guard asked curiously. "Spice of course!" Lork said, quickly reaching into his jacket, pulling out his DL-22 blaster pistol, firing a red blaster bolt into the guard's head.
The guard collapsed to the floor, Lork chuckling. "Sixty-eight years old and I still got to do this.." He thought to himself, leaning onto the crate. Now, he just had to wait for his contact, [member="Jeff Solaris"] who had offered him a decent job.
"Sir, it weighs 202 pounds, two pounds above the limit!". "No, no, no! Your not listening to me...I", Lork was interrupted as the guard began speaking. "What is in this crate?" The guard asked curiously. "Spice of course!" Lork said, quickly reaching into his jacket, pulling out his DL-22 blaster pistol, firing a red blaster bolt into the guard's head.
The guard collapsed to the floor, Lork chuckling. "Sixty-eight years old and I still got to do this.." He thought to himself, leaning onto the crate. Now, he just had to wait for his contact, [member="Jeff Solaris"] who had offered him a decent job.