Cui Bono?

What's a God
To a Nonbeliever

Nar Shaddaa/Nal Hutta

Objective 1: Desecration
OOC: Kazbog the Mystic has issued several public threats to the Black Sun Syndicate from his temple on Varl. His defiance of the Underlord will no longer tolerated. He and most of his guards are away on Nar Kreeta overseeing mining operations. Enter his temple on Nal Hutta and desecrate it, without bloodshed or burning. Mauve du Vain offers 50,000 underworld credits to the most creative act of desecration.
The Blessed Order of the Sacred Pulsar's temple on Nal Hutta sat some distance away from the nearest city, in a more mountainous region of the planet, with a winding path leading up from a large landing pad. The temple best resembled a series of huge domed telescopes all pointing in the same direction, because that was precisely what it was - all the better to glimpse the Godsheart Pulsar with, you see.
This time of day, the temple is filled with Hutt entourages paying homage to the pulsar by coming to squint at it through one of the great telescopes.
Jilruan religious fanatics guarded the temple jealously. Fortunately, most of them were elsewhere - accompanying the high oracle Kazbog the Mystic on a tour of the mines he owned on distant Nar Kreeta.
Kazbog's remarks against the Underlord had gone unanswered for too long. It was time for that to change.
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Mauve stood on the landing pad leading up to the temple, eyeing the gang of thugs and miscreants and ne'er do wells.
"I don't care how you do it, just get in there and start desecrating."
"Dese-whatum?" asked a three-eyed Gran, confused.
"Break stuff. Not people."
An Aqualish grunted with disappointment. "What'll you be doing?"
"Oh I have a flight to catch, darling, and an economic crisis to begin. Anymore questions?"

Objective Two: Fashion
OOC: Humiliating Kazbog's temple is not enough. He has apparently accumulated quite the investment in a series of ysalamiri breeding grounds on Myrkyr. A shame if ysalamiri became worth more dead than alive. Hunted to extinction in the name of fashion. Join the Syndicate for a fashion show where all the models sport rare and exotic animal attire: Ysalamiri boots! Ysalamiri belts! Ysalamiri bags! My my.
Mauve returned to Nar Shaddaa, a short flight from the planet's surface below, just in time to start mingling with the crowd in the venue. A massive runway split the room and soon the models would start to show off the latest haute couture. But for now, there were drinks to be had and appetizers to devour.
