JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
Guns cannot kill people. We are all immune to any form of laser bolt energy, and it is a miracle.
Welcome, to Chaos.
Today we have some amazing news from yesterday me, who was in terrible pain as they time-traveled one day into the future. It was most unfortunate, but we are not here to mourn over single timely sufferings, even if they are our most favorite people in the whole entire world.
The story that yesterday time-traveled to today me has for us, is a very interesting one at that. Let's jump in.
For centuries hermits have invaded our lands, hiding in the middle of open plains, in between trees, on lava planets. The mining corporation finds this to be offensive to everyone's views. They need to mine in that specific area to get some life saving materials, and the hermits think their homestead is far more important than the lives of thousands in need of armor and supplies for the future battles. In reorganization of this, a head founder of one of the top mining corps of the galaxy, who's name we aren't supposed to say because mister Daadaa PaaPaa said so himself not to say his name on the radio, and mister Daadaa PaaPaa is a little self conscious of his name, has conducted an experiment where - in the lively hood of homeless, the hermits too would be lead to a city and offered the many expenses that the homeless today are gifted by. In return, all they have to offer is their home. It's a win-win! According to this unknown name that is kept quite secretive today.
We hope all of the hermits in our sector will give up their homes peacefully, for the help of most of our battles. Today's weather is: Dark and void.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMhXjbWXDw&ab_channel=Lunaria
(Void of silence.)
No relateable news today, besides the strange transmission from the near-future of miss [member="Polaris Sovereign"]'s space battle. I'm afraid I cannot tell you those, as they are in the future, and viewing into the future, much more telling of it is quite illegal!
Oh, alright. You guys convinced me. It is told Polaris is going to be rescued by pirates in a series of events! How exciting, isn't it readers?
Our next topic. Holopads, are they ve- Bzzzt. Bzzzt.
H-hello? Is anyone there? Please help me, I'm trapped here, it's cold and dark, and it looks like someone painted a black screen over me... Please, hear me... You're my only hope!
Bzzzt. Bzzzt.
So, yes, in conclusion they are highly venomous if used in the ways I just listed. What a shocking experiment we just did for our dear dying interns.
That concludes today's news. Tomorrow: Probably ice cream!