Bad Kitty
- Intent: Create a woodchopping tool for the dad who insists on maintaining a woodburning heating system for a house on an ice planet.
- Image Source: Etsy
- Canon Link: N/A
- Permissions: N/A
- Primary Source: Axe
- Manufacturer: Boo Heavenshield
- Affiliation: Théodred Heavenshield
- Model: N/A
- Modularity: No.
- Production: Unique
- Material: Dallorian Alloy; Cosian Wood
- Classification: Axe
- Size: Average
- Weight: Average
- Heat Resistant
- Heat Resistant. Dallorian alloy made the head of the axe extremely durable against blaster fire or other sources of extreme heat.
- Requires Periodic Sharpening.
- Cutting power is dependent on the physical strength of the wielder.
Vinterchop, Axe of the Nerf Herder, is none other than the legendary wood chopping tool of
Théodred Heavenshield
, King of Nerf Herders, and may have been hastily assembled Life Day gift created for the man in 860 ABY by his adopted son. The entirely fabricated legend behind this instrumental instrument of wooden doom is that Theo wielded it when he faced the thousand burned pancakes of 859 ABY, which was the result of Boo accidentally starting a small kitchen fire while trying to make breakfast in bed for both Theo and Ylva Heavenshield. The durachrome head of the axe was carefully carved with traditional symbols of Valkyri which were chosen because Boo thought they looked cool, and has no idea what (if anything) they actually mean or represent.It's a woodshop project by a thirteen year old. You get what you get. If it manages to chop wood and only requires periodic sharpening then that's a win for the junior high woodshop grade.
