Underworld Radio

[Crowley Furtim]

Sitting in his usual chair, 'Bloodbath' was simply smoking a wooden pipe, waiting for the owner and founder of Suvian sciences, [member="Jeff Solaris"]. As he was waiting, he was hosting his daily radio station, Underworld Radio. The song that was currently playing slowly faded out and 'Bloodbath' quickly began to talk into the microphone.

"Up next...we're gonna play some...some...some classic Max Rebo from the past however many years it has been. Thanks for listening, I'll be back after the commercial!" The raspy voice of 'Bloodbath' muttered into the radio. He quickly reached over to some of his equipment, quickly raising the audio on a commercial.

He then slumped into his seat, searching through his computer's song playlist, attempting to find the longest song the Max Rebo band had played. Finally discovering a lengthy song, he loaded it up and waited patiently for the commercial to end before quickly starting up the song. He placed the pipe back into his mouth, blowing and inhaling easily and calmly.

 

[Warren Century]

Sure enough, about 5 minutes later Jeff Solaris entered but he was not alone. For accompanying him were 5 droids. One EE of the original series, one of the newer EE Droids, one stinger droid, and 2 annihilator droids. "So you wish to advertise for Suvian Sciences? If you do, I'll give you a discount on some of the products for the rest of your natural life." Jeff paused for a moment and scanned the area. "Suvian might even hire you as head of their advertising department. After all, you seem quite popular enough with the people here. So why not?"

 

[Crowley Furtim]

He turned as the door popped open, an insane grin on his face. "I see. I could play two songs, play two advertisements and I'll charge you ten credits...no five credits every ten seconds that is played of the advertisement. Also, take a seat, man!" The creature said, gesturing towards a chair next to him. The song that was currently playing ended and 'Bloodbath' quickly grabbed the microphone. "Thanks for listenin' to the rottin' rocker. Up next, I'ma about to play some more rockin' music...after the commercial!" 'Bloodbath' quickly played another commercial before turning back to [member="Jeff Solaris"]. "Also, are the karking droids required? I ain't a fighter, I'm a radio station host!"

 

[Warren Century]

"Due to certain issues, the droids are my security officers until I hire someone better suited to protect me. So yes, they are kind of required."

The galaxy was at war out there, and Jeff didn't want to be caught in the middle of a fire fight unprotected. Jeff considered what the guy had said. It was more than a fair price.

"I will accept your bargain price for my advertisement."

Jeff immediately walked over to the chair, and took a seat. His droids moved to stand near him, ready in case anything should happen.

 

[Crowley Furtim]

"Alright. Well the first thing you gotta tell me, what do you want the advetisment to advertise? I mean, I assume you would like to advertise your business but the speech is what I'm talkin' 'bout. Like 'Suvian Science, the best company in the galaxy with the best priced tools' or somethin', ya know? I can probably mix up a song to fade out the commercial or something. Also, would you like it to be that kind of commercial or just me sayin' somethin' 'bout you?"

[member="Jeff Solaris"]

 

[Warren Century]

Jeff thought about what his commercial should say. Right now he was unsure as to what it could say, but he had some ideas. Having some ideas was better than none. Finally his mind was made up. "I've come up with the advertisement. Suvian Sciences, pushing the boundaries of science to create a better tomorrow for everyone. We'll do the first idea you had, mixing up a song to fade out the commercial when it's over. " Jeff then waited. For they had to begin soon so Suvian could get it's work done.

 

[Crowley Furtim]

"Alright, you want like a Jazz song? Metal song? Classic rock? Or maybe some light rock? We could alternitvely just alternate between each style, ya know?" He asked, a smile on his face. "I'll get my sound guy, 'Hollowhead' to get to it but he's out for the week. Just tell me about any extra details and I'll show you what we can do."

[member="Jeff Solaris"]