Eloise emerged into a banquet hall full of rowdy guests, all of them men. Wine and ale flowed freely, and the feastgoers had already indulged themselves considerably. King Horace sat at the head of the table, digging into a roast nuna.
Eloise avoided a collision with another scurrying servant and began hurriedly serving the food on her tray. Why the hell they didn't use droids for this kind of labor was beyond her. Just another fethed up aspect of Ukatian culture…
Most of the guests were distracted, watching some sort of weird play. The three performers—a man dressed as a nun, a woman dressed as a knight, and a wild man with a long scraggly beard who kept cackling—were saying their lines. She kept her eyes on her task, but she could still hear the dialogue.
"My lord king," the nun said. "We have brought you the wizard. Along the way we passed through a village, and he wouldn't stop laughing at every tragic thing. We saw a poor man proudly carrying a pair of brand new shoes, his only possession of any value; a group of beggars waiting for alms outside the church, and a father weeping as his child was buried."
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Explain yourself, wizard," King Horace asked. Evidently he was part of the scene. "
Why did you laugh at these events?"
The wild man was still giggling, his smile showing teeth blackened with rot. "I laughed at the poor man, carrying his new shoes so proudly, for he would die before he even reached his house. I laughed at the beggars, pleading for the tiniest morsel, for buried in the ground beneath them was hidden a treasure of immeasurable wealth. And I laughed at the mourning man, because the boy he was burying was really the son of the priest reading the funerary rites."
As each explanation was offered, the audience laughed harder and harder until it was difficult to hear the actors' lines. "
Why did you laugh when you came into my court, wizard?" Horace bellowed.
"I laughed at you, Your Majesty, and I laughed at myself, for we have both been tricked," the wizard replied. "I laughed at this nun, who is really a man that uses this disguise to get into the queen's chamber. I laughed at the queen, who thinks herself so clever, hiding her lover from you—and yet she too has been deceived." He gestured to the knight. "And I laughed at Sir Silence, who has fooled us all. I told you that I could never be captured by a man, and that is true, for Silence is no man. Look!"
He deftly pulled a string behind her, and the knight's costume of armor fell away. The men whooped and cheered. Though she kept her head down, Eloise could see the actress' naked female form in her periphery. She was probably a whore who had volunteered for the role. At least, one
hoped she was just a whore.
Distracted, Eloise accidentally spilled food on the lap of one of the guests. "Watch it, boy, or I'll have you flogged!" the nobleman snapped.
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I'd like to see you try," she snarled back.
"How dare you speak to me that way!"
Eloise stared him down—then suddenly she felt a hand clamp down on her elbow. King Horace looked up at her, a vicious smile on his face as he forced her palm down onto the tablecloth, fingers splayed.
She tried to escape, but the king's grip was literal durasteel, and the nobleman she had spilled food on blocked her exit, his gaze bloodthirsty as he watched the king reach for a carving knife with his other hand...