Astoach
The Dark Comedy

More often than not, Astoach had the tendency to slip away from progress. Not so much as in direction relation to a simple matter of repressed fear, or perchance laziness, but rather from simply habit and not so much as in personal progress, but progress as a whole, mainly in regards to the Triumvirate. So far he had done his best to introduce himself in classic manner, by terrorizing its members in the classically carnal position to establish fierce dominance, despite his distinct lack of sensitivity in the Force and has since then overseen numerous projects. Now, he was tired of the political banter and the constant wishy-washy slush of shoving about a legion of subordinates all too hesitant in their work, so now he sought an escape, a vacation should you will it and having borrowed one of the Order’s dropships, he took a short hyperjump to the floating cities of Bespin, Cloud City in particular, a classic local with its name firmly established in the lore of the Galaxy for its brief, yet outstanding part played in the midst of the ancient Galactic Civil War.Yet, as he touched down upon the circular platform, sending packs of ugnaughts scattering like roaches before a blaring light, he felt no such magic, no sense of adventure or relief. He simply smelled tibanna gas, a glaring scent, like sulfur and a major natural resource of Bespin, for which Cloud City was established as a mining colony. There was no grace to his vision; no sense of power or pride, there was simply minute disgust for the colors and aromas. He sought pleasure and, provided his deep recess into the Hoth system, he could not afford to journey further, lest his fellow Paragons claim his head for being a bothersome mate in their accord of conquest. So here he was, prepared to establish himself further upon the approach of numerous security officers marching on his position, to explain that indeed, he was not chitting them when he insisted that he was on vacation.
Astoach had a very specific complex about consistent cooperation and, in the midst of his frustrated musings, would often act out, like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum. For this particular moment he had refused open communication with Bespin security, which stood on edge as his dropship, designed for war, closed in on the planet’s surface. It was surprising to even one such as Astoach he was not initially blown out of orbit with the disregard of an annoying gnat and, perhaps deep down, was a little bit frustrated the situation would be further complicated by a personal confrontation. Dressed in slim suits and swirling gowns, these men approached, blasters drawn upon him and caps tilted low, to pass out the gas giant’s glaring sunrays, cascaded and reflected by the highblown clouds of crimson and auburn. They flooded onto the platform quick, storming from the pale doorway situated at the entrance to the vast, ballooning complex and swarmed about the ship. As Astoach stepped free they were quick to swallow him into their mass, sinking in behind him to explore the ship while the remainder confiscated him, blasters drawn and motioning his hands above his head.
In a rather uncharacteristic display of compliance, Astoach obliged, pale hands exposed from the dark confines of his black officer’s coat raised overhead and in short process he was patted down vigorously. “Name and business,” inquired and officer, to which Astoach bit down a retort. “Astoach, Grand Protector of the Tenebris Triumvirate, here on vacation.”
“Vacation,” repeated the officer, his voice drowned in a tone of doubt.
“Well it sure as hell isn’t a bathroom break.”
“I see,” drawled the captain in return, motioning to security with a wave of a flexing hand. “Take him away to the brig; we’ll have his ship searched and a trial situated soon. We won’t have foreign military activity consuming Bespin as well!”
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