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The Storyteller
Tatooine
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"...and that, my friends, is the reason that Tatooine has been unstable for thousands of years. Facinating what a single act of rebellion can do to shift the entire climate of a planet."
"Yeah, I don't give a womprat's ass, bub."
A stocky Mandalorian in bizarre armor sat at the counter of a bar in Anchorhead. Zel Sharratt was a many things. A collecter of legends, a historian and archaeologist, and a lover of fine art... but more importantly he was a talker. It took very little to get him rambling, and in his search for ancient wisdom he was bound to catch the unsuspecting off guard with an entire lecture about the history of one thing or another. The devaronian bartender of the establishment found that out the hard way.
"Will you let me tell you where the blasted skeleton is?" the man grumbled. "Keep blabbing and I'm keepin' your credits without a peep."
"Ah, my apologies," Zel stated politely, chipper as ever. "I'm afraid I can tend to ramble. These remains, where are they?"
"Seventy clicks to the East," the barkeep muttered. "Ribcage is being used as a tusken shelter. Damn sand folk been givin' us hell for months."
"Now, if I may-"
"Can it, Mando," the man snapped. "I'm done with yer' yappin'. Get your domed noggin out of my bar."
Zel gave a sigh, but offered a polite bow nonetheless, sliding off of his seat to make his way towards the exit. This boded well, rude barkeep aside, that he'd be able to procure a sample of an ancient creature that had, at one time or another, lived in a vast ocean that had been on the surface of Tatooine so long ago. It was an opportunity to catalogue some proper ancient history for his documentary on the history of the galaxy. After all, no such civilization held as much sway over the history of civilization as the Rakata, and any this was an opportunity to record the aftermath they left behind in the flesh.
The bluebreen couldn't pass up such a chance.
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