Unreviewed The Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation

[Teev]

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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• | Intent | Teev's Stick.
• | Image Source | Source
• | Canon Link | N/A
• | Permissions | It exists because Teev permits it.
• | Primary Source |
  
  • Sith Alchemy
  • Magic
  • Staff

PRODUCTION INFORMATION

• | Manufacturer | Teev
• | Affiliation | Teev
• | Market Status | Closed-Market
• | Model | The Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation
• | Modularity | No
• | Production | Unique
• | Material |
  
  • Alderaanian Rainbow Wood

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

• | Classification | Staff
• | Size | Large
• | Weight | Light

SPECIAL FEATURES

• Destroyer of Kneecaps and Bloodlines
• Indestructible (Supposedly)
• Kinetic Energy Cancelling

STRENGTHS​

• | Pain | Sh** hurts if you get hit by it. A lot. Recommended to be avoided if you don't wish to forget how to stand or want to have children.
• | Indestructible Destruction | Enchanted and alchemized against practically all forms of damage, such as lightsabers or other weapons typically found in the Galaxy. This staff is functionally indestructible to all those who perceive it to be a simple wooden staff. The only thing or person capable of destroying it is Teev. Or perhaps a thermonuclear bomb dropped right on top of it.
• | Immovable Object | A rather interesting property brought about by the enchantments and a conduit for Force Deflection and Tutaminis, The Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation is able to absorb all kinetic energy that it comes into contact with, storing it and later being able to discharge it when swung. A twenty-pound sword wielded by a brolic fighter will find that their swing just stops on contact, without any of its kinetic energy transferred to Teev. This only applies while Teev is holding and able to channel the Force through it.

WEAKNESSES​

• | Twiddlin' my Stick | It's literally just a stick in anyone else's hands.
• | Not of this Reality | An odd side effect or rather the 'law' of the magic enchantments made on it, the Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation actually loses all of its properties against those who truly believe it to be the most powerful weapon to exist.
• | Staff in the Stone | The laws of magic and alchemy made on The Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation make it impossible to lift or have its powers used by anyone other than Teev or those who recognize its power.

DESCRIPTION

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An affront to the Force and the laws of the Galaxy, this staff exists because Teev wills it. The Staff of Complete and Utter Annihilation is a gnarled branch fallen from an Alderaanian Rainbow Tree, roughly in length equal to Teev's height; a product of powerful Sith Alchemy and strange, unknown magicks. The enchantments involved twist the laws of reality.​

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No one else, other than Teev, quite understands how it works, which is what makes the staff as powerful as it is. Lesser beings aren't able to grasp the enormity of its power, which in and of itself makes it a power without equal. The simple law of magic cast upon the staff dictates that those who do not acknowledge it cannot overcome it. ​

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To recognize its power is to know its truest form.​

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