"Don't give me hope, Farnese. Give me facts."
Count Aretine was hovering over the dashboard inside the cockpit while his captain feverishly flexed his fingers over the controls in the seat below. Wide-eyed and with sweat pouring down from his brow, Farnese desperately tried to remedy the situation. Warning lights were lit up across the dashboard and flashing against his ghost-white skin, seeming almost as numerous as the stars outside.
"I'm afraid the solar flare has done too much damage, my Lord. Gods know we were lucky enough to survive it. We will have to make an emergency landing."
The Count pressed his index and middle finger to his temple, closed his eyes, and sighed.
"An emergency landing. Is that what they call crashing, these days?" Vanco scoffed. "I employ you to fix these types of situations, do I not? So fix it."
Farnese swallowed hard. "My Lord, our hyperdrive engine has been completely knocked out and our thrusters are operating at 10% capacity. I can only hope that the nearest system is close enough - "
Aretine's hand met with the captain's cheek with a loud smack.
"What did I tell you about hope, Captain?"
He sighed. In moments like these, Vanco was gravely regretting the years he'd put into his swordsmanship training, coming at the expense of sufficient skill behind the controls of a starship. Even the Force could not help him now, Aretine knew. He was in the predicament most foreign to him, and consequently the one he most hated - his life was completely in the hands of another. One of Serenno's best pilots, they said. Could fly him to across the galaxy and back without blinking an eye, much less travel to Zeltros to meet with prospective insurers, they said. Would that be enough to keep him alive? There was something consistent in Aretine's life that ensured that the routine always turned out to be anything but.
"We have just enough to make it into Onderon's atmosphere," Captain Farnese gulped. "My Lord, I suggest buckling in."
"I'm sure you do."
The Count moved back into the lounge area of the small shuttle, the expensive craft that for all it was worth in credits, was now failing him miserably. Sitting comfortably in his usual padded reclining chair that had been provided to him, Aretine made sure to strap on his finest black cape and fasten the gold chain around his neck before he sat. He buckled the safety harness around his waist, and reached for the ice bowl beside his makeshift throne, pulling out a bottle of Serenno's finest wine.
"Care for a drink?" Aretine called up to Farnese, just as he could see the orb of Onderon lighting up the cockpit window as their ship was about to make atmospheric entry. He began pouring the thick, purple liquid into a glass.
"My...my Lord?" Farnese looked back, incredulous, before frantically returning to the controls. To his horror, the landing gear had also been damaged.
"What embarrassing news this will make. I had hoped that, should I die in Republic space, fate would at least deem it fortunate that I be shot down by enemy craft. Go out in a blaze of glory, as it were," Aretine sighed. "But no. The great Count Vanco Aretine, Sith Lord and sole living heir to the noble House Aretine of Serenno, vanquished by a... solar flare."
He raised the bottom of the glass above his head as he took a quick swig of the sweet liquid.
"At least when they find what's left of me, they'll find me in my finest attire. That shall soften the humiliation. Onward, dear boy."
Vanco took another swig, this time directly from the wine bottle, as the cockpit before him lit up into a bright white hue, as the hapless luxury shuttle broke through Onderon's atmosphere.
Count Aretine was hovering over the dashboard inside the cockpit while his captain feverishly flexed his fingers over the controls in the seat below. Wide-eyed and with sweat pouring down from his brow, Farnese desperately tried to remedy the situation. Warning lights were lit up across the dashboard and flashing against his ghost-white skin, seeming almost as numerous as the stars outside.
"I'm afraid the solar flare has done too much damage, my Lord. Gods know we were lucky enough to survive it. We will have to make an emergency landing."
The Count pressed his index and middle finger to his temple, closed his eyes, and sighed.
"An emergency landing. Is that what they call crashing, these days?" Vanco scoffed. "I employ you to fix these types of situations, do I not? So fix it."
Farnese swallowed hard. "My Lord, our hyperdrive engine has been completely knocked out and our thrusters are operating at 10% capacity. I can only hope that the nearest system is close enough - "
Aretine's hand met with the captain's cheek with a loud smack.
"What did I tell you about hope, Captain?"
He sighed. In moments like these, Vanco was gravely regretting the years he'd put into his swordsmanship training, coming at the expense of sufficient skill behind the controls of a starship. Even the Force could not help him now, Aretine knew. He was in the predicament most foreign to him, and consequently the one he most hated - his life was completely in the hands of another. One of Serenno's best pilots, they said. Could fly him to across the galaxy and back without blinking an eye, much less travel to Zeltros to meet with prospective insurers, they said. Would that be enough to keep him alive? There was something consistent in Aretine's life that ensured that the routine always turned out to be anything but.
"We have just enough to make it into Onderon's atmosphere," Captain Farnese gulped. "My Lord, I suggest buckling in."
"I'm sure you do."
The Count moved back into the lounge area of the small shuttle, the expensive craft that for all it was worth in credits, was now failing him miserably. Sitting comfortably in his usual padded reclining chair that had been provided to him, Aretine made sure to strap on his finest black cape and fasten the gold chain around his neck before he sat. He buckled the safety harness around his waist, and reached for the ice bowl beside his makeshift throne, pulling out a bottle of Serenno's finest wine.
"Care for a drink?" Aretine called up to Farnese, just as he could see the orb of Onderon lighting up the cockpit window as their ship was about to make atmospheric entry. He began pouring the thick, purple liquid into a glass.
"My...my Lord?" Farnese looked back, incredulous, before frantically returning to the controls. To his horror, the landing gear had also been damaged.
"What embarrassing news this will make. I had hoped that, should I die in Republic space, fate would at least deem it fortunate that I be shot down by enemy craft. Go out in a blaze of glory, as it were," Aretine sighed. "But no. The great Count Vanco Aretine, Sith Lord and sole living heir to the noble House Aretine of Serenno, vanquished by a... solar flare."
He raised the bottom of the glass above his head as he took a quick swig of the sweet liquid.
"At least when they find what's left of me, they'll find me in my finest attire. That shall soften the humiliation. Onward, dear boy."
Vanco took another swig, this time directly from the wine bottle, as the cockpit before him lit up into a bright white hue, as the hapless luxury shuttle broke through Onderon's atmosphere.