Private The Pandalorian and The Tusk...alorian?

[Vo Pandyn]

Vo walked along a long and lonesome road. Which is to says he unequivocally had no idea where he was and his stomach was reminding him that that was not the ideal situation. He was still on Mandalore....probably. And that meant food had to be close to things with people. So, he took off his helmet for a moment and sniffed the air. His large black nose sniffed the air and he turned west and followed the smell all the way back into Keldabe.

With a new found skip in his step he walked straight for large building that had a sign depicting food on the front and headed straight in. His large eyes crinkled with joy as he walked over to the bar and gently deposited himself on a stool.

"Two please?" He said as He sat his helmet beside himself at the bar."

"Two of what, Big Vod." The armored man behind the bar asked.

"Yes." Vo said, "Two what's and a lot of thats, please."

The man chuckled.

"I'll see what I can do."

The Pandalorian rubbed his massive paws and giggled with excitement.

 

[Kaaba and Mi]

Well.... This place was actually similar to Yurb in some ways, except for all the people with armor.

"Are you sure this'll work?"

"Why wouldn't it. We can both fill in the... skin suit thing, and look close enough to everyone on this world." It wasn't... great armor. It looked worn, and the helmet didn't look quite right. It looked more like a metal Tuskan mask, but... well it was still here, so it had to be close enough right? Either way, not like either had a better plan, and started to get in the suit and armor before headed into the nearby town... city? Whatever it was called. It was awkward, but they managed, and started walking towards what seemed to be a tavern of sorts. Was this a good idea? Probably not, but that didn't stop the odd pair deciding that's where they needed to go.

They walked in, not seeing a lot of other people there. Ok. Good. They could get some rest, maybe a bit of time to recharge, and maybe no one would question what this odd armored guy was doing there. Right?

Vo Pandyn

 

[Vo Pandyn]

They could get some rest, maybe a bit of time to recharge, and maybe no one would question what this odd armored guy was doing there. Right?

"What's the odd armored guy doing?" Vo asked the cook as they brought out a large bowl of noodles topped with just about everything someone might ask for. He passed his black nose over the steaming bowl and inhaled deeply for getting for a moment that he had asked a question at all.

"You didn't even hear me did you?" The man said with a deadpan stare.

"Yes?" Vo replied, his eye shifting from side to side as if looking for help.

"It takes all kinds." The man muttered as He walked to take another order.

"All kinds of awesomeness." Vo muttered as he looked down at the food, but whether he was talking to the man or complimenting the food itself was anyone's guess.

He removed a pair of chopsticks from his utility belt and stuffed a portion of noodles and toppings into his toothy maw before slurping obnoxiously until a noodle wrapped around his muzzle and made him stare at it cross eyed for a moment before he picked it off and ate it with a smile.

Kaaba and Mi

 

[Kaaba and Mi]

What's the odd armored guy doing?" Vo asked the cook as they brought out a large bowl of noodles topped with just about everything someone might ask for. He passed his black nose over the steaming bowl and inhaled deeply for getting for a moment that he had asked a question at all.

The helmet turned a little at the larger, bear-like being.

“I knew someone would notice.” Kaaba said to his twin sister in their native, whispering Lerdos. If Mi had pupils her eyes would be rolling right about now.

“They don’t know anything yet. You’re usually the calm one.” The twins looked at the Mandalorian more, curious in the large amount of food he was eating. It wasn’t exactly what their species did, so it was just… interesting and alien to them.

Anyone in the bar might have noticed the odd fluid yet almost uncoordinated at times way the other “Mandalorian” seemed to move. Almost eerie. Should they say something? The big guy did mention them after all, but who’d do the taking? Take the lead on this? Ok maybe this was a bad idea.

Vo Pandyn

 

[Vo Pandyn]

The Pandalorian slurped down more noodles before he lifted the bowl with his hairy pinkies extended and drank down the broth.

"Another, please!" He called, before the server slapped a towel over their shoulder and gave the armor clad bear another oncee over.

"You plan on doing this all day?" He asked bluntly.

"Yes." Vo replied, bearly.

"You have enough credits to do this all day." The server asked.

"Maybe?" Vo replied a little slower.

"Do you have any credits?" The man asked.

Vo thought. He had earned credits. He fought in that arena...nope, that was a kidnapping. He had fought the sith in that attack over by the big hole. That wasn't paid work. Did he have credits? He fished around in his belt pouches for a moment as he held up a hairy clawed index finger. And finally took out a credit stick with about 200 credits on it.

"HA! MONEY!" He said with child like enthusiasm.

"I did work. Made money. Feed me." He declared as He handed the man the credit stick.

"Ok, Vod. How much do you want to use on this?" The man asked kindly as he recognized the Pandyn was a little less savvy than most.

"Yes!" Vo said with continued giddiness.

"Alright, bub." The man said as he stepped away.

Vo wiggled in his seat before the groaning wood made him freeze. He looked around to see if anyone had noticed and watched the other person for a split second. They sure were acting strange. He understood. He felt strange when he didn't eat too.

"Hey." He said still comically frozen in place to avoid a broken chair. "You want some food? You look like you're hungry."

Kaaba and Mi

 

[Kaaba and Mi]

That was... interesting. The big one seeming to really like food, especially with how much he was eating, and being willing to spend 200 credits on it.Oh poodoo.... The pair looked at the large Mandalorian. They'd never really heard that word either. Vod? Kaaba tried to think on his feet. They looked kinda like one of those Tatooine sand people, which as a disappointing experience since him and Mi had thought they'd be Lervon, but he could try sounding like one, right? How would he convey not being hungry though? Mi seemed to have the same thing in mind, as she tried mimicing the Tuskan language. It was just obviously missing... feeling behind it. Plus it was less language and more just a kid emotionlessly screaming, and both Kaaba and Mi knew it was about as convincing as some of the random scammers they'd seen attempt to say they were Jedi. They could only really hope this would actually end well.

Vo Pandyn

 

[Vo Pandyn]

Plus it was less language and more just a kid emotionlessly screaming, and both Kaaba and Mi knew it was about as convincing as some of the random scammers they'd seen attempt to say they were Jedi.

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"Was that your stomach?" Vo said as He looked at the strange being. They had to be practically dying from starvation to sound like that. "Or...were you just screaming for food? I only speak basic and hungry basic, so...Ahhhhhhhhhie, Uhhhhhnder staaaaannnnnd."

Vo stood and walked over to the being and began trying to usher them to a seat before they died of not fooding when fooding was in need of being fooded.

"Come sit." He said as he gave them a gentle pat on the shoulder with a big hairy hand. "I have like a million rupies or crudets or something. I'll buy you food. Please don't die or they might eat you."

Vo sniffed the being without thinking.

"Not me though." He continued, "Friends aren't food."

Kaaba and Mi

 

[Kaaba and Mi]

The twins were honestly shocked no one was tearing into them at this point. The larger armored one was interesting, but seemed nice enough. When he patted their shoulder, he might have noticed the sandbagish nature the bodysuit would've moved with in response. Kaaba and Mi weren't what to do though. They couldn't exactly take off the helmet without.... Was he sniffing them? What my catch Vo off guard if his nose was good enough would be the lack of... person smell. Metal, body suit, something sandy, but nothing would scream normal person. The pair would quietly walk up to the seat though, continuing with the odd, fluid movement before sitting down. They weren't sure they could keep this up for too much longer though without being found out.

Vo Pandyn