Jsc
~Still Surfin
Jsc triumphantly returns to action with ...
Star Wars: Tales from the Rift
The Great Imperial Breakup
The What:
The Plot:

Star Wars: Tales from the Rift
The Great Imperial Breakup
An open thread with no post order for pretty much everyone.
The Plot:
The wildly disgraced Colonel Kano is going through a pretty messy break up this week ...
Her bandit girlfriend, Red Lexi, and her whole horde of desert bandit scum, The Red Death Gang, has finally invaded her floating Imperial Casino Fortress and really messed up the new carpeting and drink bars, real-real good. So, now it's time for Colonel Kano, her A.I. companion Sixteen, and their endless army of giant Imperial Battledroids to get the last word in love and thunder, and finally kick Lexi off her station. For good.
But bad news and ugly breakups always travel fast. An endless battle rages across the colossal Imperial Casino between bandits and droids, as the fantastic news suddenly reaches the holonet. Oh my! The secrets and fortunes of a whole Imperial Casino Fortress are now up for grabs in the chaos! All you have to do is survive the bad romance of two star-crossed lovers, (and their armies of boot-licking morons,) and reach the hidden casino vault at the center of this this whole robotic, romantic conspiracy. Woo!
Travel to the far flung reaches of the galaxy and embark on a chaotic crusade for epic loot, secrets, and bad romance. Roll the dice today!
The Hooks:Traditional Good Guy/Bad Guy: - Alliance Intelligence hints at a lost treasure trove of turbolaser designs hidden inside the Casino's main frame. Protected by a mysterious A.I. named Sixteen. Embark on a chaotic adventure to infiltrate the casino fortress during the battle week and access the hidden main frame that controls the vault.
Mystical Mystery Mages: - Ancient holocrons speak of a lost Force Artifact hidden on the desert world of Nomad. Home to the Imperial Casino Fortress. Embark on a weird adventure to infiltrate the mad casino fortress during the battle week, access the hidden vault, and recover the lost Force Artifact for yourself.
Scoundrels, Scum, and Trash Pandas: - Did I mention sweet-sweet loot? Anyway. Embark on a wild adv ... - - Ah screw it. Just get in there, bust some heads, and get rich! It's a massive casino for god's sake! You'll figure it out. Frak.
How to join:Post below if you're interested. I'll start the thread soon ... Erm, whenever I feel like it.
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