Nyx
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Freak Show!
Come one, come all, and see the greatest collection of oddities this galaxy has ever seen! Witness the horrors of the hairless Ewok, marvel at the graceful Gammorrean acrobat, and gasp in wonder at the marvelous sword swallower! The Freak Show is the greatest performance this galaxy has ever seen, and for a small price YOU can witness it's wonder!
Prospective Freaks should get in contact with the esteemed Ringmistress Ludia, so an arrangement can be reached. And if you wish to hire the Freak Show for a performance or other 'less legal' activities, one should also contact the Ringmistress so a price can be settled.
Come and see the Freak Show, coming to a planet near you!