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Tomorrow's Scandal Starts Today.
The galaxy is already talking.We're just the ones willing to print it.
Whether it's a rival, your Master, your apprentice, a king, a senator, a Dark Lord, or even yourself, Teddy Zane is always searching for the next front-page sensation. Submit a name, a rumor, or an "anonymous tip" and let the galaxy decide what to believe.
Truth is optional. Entertainment is mandatory.
Advertising Rates
️ Society Column — 250 UC
A short gossip column or rumor featuring your chosen target."Sources close to the situation..."
Front Page Exclusive — 500 UC
A full tabloid article complete with outrageous headlines, anonymous quotes, eyewitness accounts, and all the scandal Teddy can invent.Holocam Exclusive — 750 UC
Everything included in the Front Page Exclusive, plus a professionally designed custom magazine cover featuring your chosen character.Teddy's Investigation — 1,500 UC
You provide only the character.Teddy provides the scandal.
No requests.
No revisions.
No mercy.
Galactic Incident — 10,000 UC
Start a War.
The complete package.A premium magazine cover, multiple feature stories, custom artwork, fake interviews, anonymous witnesses, leaked holomessages, "classified" documents, and a scandal so outrageous it may permanently alter diplomatic relations.
History won't remember who started it.
Only who made the front page.
Our Sources Include
- Palace Staff
- Senate Interns
- Military Personnel
- Jealous Lovers
- Anonymous Dark Lords
- Bartenders
- Concerned Citizens
- Dock Workers
- "Sources Close to the Situation"
- "A Reliable Informant"
- One Guy Who Swears He Was There™
The Core Examiner's Guarantee
If they aren't talking about it tomorrow...We'll print something they will.
Fine Print
The Core Examiner assumes no responsibility for damaged reputations, broken engagements, family disputes, duels, political resignations, accidental cults, coups, diplomatic incidents, military mobilizations, planetary invasions, declarations of war, or acts of revenge inspired by publication. All sales are final. Teddy Zane reserves the right to embellish, exaggerate, sensationalize, or completely fabricate details in pursuit of a better headline. After all...Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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