Smooth Criminal
You've been hit by... you've been struck by...

If I die, bury me with a tab I still haven't paid
She hated Force-wrecked places.
They always felt wrong, like the walls were watching, and the air had learned to hold its breath. This place was no different. Every footstep Kinley took sent echoes bouncing off crumbling stone walls, answered only by silence and the low whine of her holo-map struggling to hold a signal. The structure had no name. No surviving coordinates. Her client, a robed ex-Imperial archivist with too many teeth and too few scruples, just called it The Hollow. Said it was buried on an unmarked moon outside the Ploo sector. Said it hadn't been touched since the Old Republic fell. Said there was a vault below, sealed with ancient tech and older blood.
Kinley didn't care for Force relics. They had a tendency to glow, hum, and kill you slowly. But the price? The price had been beautiful. Enough to pay off the Sullust job, fix her ship's nav core, and maybe even buy her a week without anyone pointing a blaster in her face. So here she was, thousands of kilometers from civilization, deep underground, walking into something ancient enough to be dangerous and forgotten enough to be valuable.
Her boots crunched across a mosaic half-swallowed by dust and time. Half of it was a language she didn't recognize. The other half was a figure carved in obsidian, faceless and kneeling. Promising. Kinley clicked on the light clipped to her collar and adjusted the beam. The narrow staircase ahead dropped into darkness, the edges worn smooth by something that had passed through long before she was born.
She drew her blaster, checked the charge, and exhaled.
"Let's make this fast" she said muttered to her partner for the job. "I've got a drink waiting for me planetside."
A Smooth Criminal