Talk Nerdy to Me [Red Ravens Dominion of Dilbana]

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Cantina
Objective: find Dilbert
Allies:[member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Jalek Sathora"][member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Cryax Bane"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Patricia's eye began to twitch at Cryax's words and she was just about ready to explode in a torrent of curse words and rage, but she decided to settle with the lesser of the emotional spectrum. She grit her teeth and let a few muffled curse words out, something about nerf herders and eating a few male appendages.

"Fine!" Patricia said to Cryax on the comm unit. She sounded a little less then happy at his choice.

"But you are buying the baby diapers for a month and a cradle." She paused again and looked down at the terminal that was coming into view of the stronghold.

"And none of that cheap @&$# too! You have no idea how much that kid eats and poops. The girls are getting stupid sensitive." She grumbled again and maneuvered the remote controlled gunship and sighed again.

After that she could see a small shuttle through the grey and white camera of the drone and it was leaving the shuttle and headed towards the city. So she turned around the gunship and got a good scan of it. It was on the move and had two life forms inside of it. So she reported back to [member="Cryax Bane"]

"Two life forms on the move through the swamp. They are headed towards the city, I can't engage once they enter city limits so if you change your mind you have about three minutes to do so sahib." She kept the ship steady then flicked the autopilot on to tail them so she could answer a text from the soon to be late [member="Dilbert Cotton"].

She read it and chuckled slightly. Oh this was going to be fabulous. So typing it up she smiled with a wolffish grin.

"Of course Mister Dilbert, Miss [member="Keira Ticon"] completely agrees to the terms you have set and you will get to meet with her and have your romantic getaway. Please allow us to pay for it, after all it's the least we can do." Patricia looked over to Keira and sent the message before speaking.

"You got a date girl, and before you say crap! Cryax made me give a Hutt a lap dance so you have no right to complain, get your game face on kick this guy in the dick for me." And just like that they were set depending on how the woman took the situation. They could get both their eggs in one basket then blow up the basket. However some dude was trying to chat up her way to kill these bastards so she barked something to [member="Jarven Zexxel"].

"Hey @&$% Face! I'm trying to work here!"

 

[Cryax Bane]

Location: Eugene's mother's house, but heading to the Dilbana capital city
Allies: [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Tmoxin Temi"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Jalek Sathora"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"] [member="Erud'ryz'ladre"]
Enemies: [member="Eugene Leopold"], Dilbert Cotton

Patricia was livid about not being able to drop a bomb on both of their targets, but Cryax was not about to give up valuable intel just because the tiny blonde like to see things go boom. The crime boss held the commlink away from his ear until he no longer heard terms like "baby" and "diapers," and when the coast was clear, he started listening again. At the news that the two Raven enemies were on the move and headed towards the city, he said, "If you get a clear shot at Dilbert, take him out. In the meantime, we'll meet you in the city. Any idea exactly where they're headed?"

He gave his Chiss bodyguard a tight-lipped smile and arose from Eugene's office chair. "Ok Dryzl, the nerds are on the move again. Guess that means that we are, too." Before he left, Cryax paused and cocking his head, stared down at Eugene's computer for a moment. Then, he quickly downloaded a bunch of important looking files from Eugene's Leopold's hard drive and proceeded to completely wipe his entire system. Whatever Leopold had on there would take ages to retrieve even with a skilled computer expert. It was altogether possible that some of his work would be gone forever.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: Cantina
Objective: Burn Control (Thanks, [member="Patricia Susan Garter"])
Allies: Ravens (give or take a blonde)
Enemies: N/A

Jarven soon realized that Keira was in a conversation with another person, and so soon became quiet. However, the short blond was in a "mood", so he was too late to escape her wrath. After the short (ha ha, get it?!? Because you're short!) tirade, Jarven pulled off his helmet, the seals giving off a small hiss. Jarven had snuck into the Rebel encampment and used their refresher before he had made the trip. Unbeknownst to Jarven, it had been set on "Auto Shave" mode, so he didn't have nearly as much hair as he usually did (refer to header image on profile).

When the helmet came off, he pulled out a small mirror from one of his utility pouches. Looking into it, he said, "Is that what you humans call this? Hmm...Interesting." He cracked her a knowing smile as he put away his mirror. Setting his helmet on a nearby table, he once again spoke to her. "I didn't mean to disturb your work. Since I've delayed you, maybe I can put it to right. How may I help?"

 

[Puppet Kyrios]

Location: unnamed cantina, finally
Objective: still none yet
Allies: @Foebacca@Cryax Bane[member="Keira Ticon"][member="Tmoxin Temi"][member="Jarven Zexxel"][member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"][member="Eugene Leopold"]

Asteria arrived at the cantina and stepped inside after William. She looked around and spotted Patricia with Keira in one corner, and headed over there.

"Hello Patricia, Keira, how are you guys?"

William looked around and sat down.

 

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Cantina
Objective: find Dilbert
Allies:[member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Jalek Sathora"][member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Cryax Bane"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Patricia rolled her eyes at the armored man and watched him walk away, he was super annoying and she didn't care for him interrupting them. So she turned back to her console and got back to work, the drone was flying and keeping track of Dilbert and douche bag. But there was one thing that really annoyed Patricia, it was Dilbert. Honestly who names their kid Dilbert? It's like a stupid combination between Dilan and Gilbert, like two brain dead parents just thought that was a good combination. The woman grumbled again and it was safe to say she was very very very pissed off.

"Mother %#£*en nerds and their world of battlecraft and pokiman." She grumbled again then [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] approached her and Keira asking how they were.

"Oh who me?! I'm great! I mean I'm here just chillin and hanging out! Fan #%^*ing tastic! How are you?!" She said with almost a maniac's grin on her face. She was getting to her breaking point.

And to make things worse! The weird guy had come back from the bathroom and was starting to run his stupid mouth about something stupid. The woman slammed her fist down on the table hard.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?!" She said loudly and spun around to face the now helmetless merc.

"Holy #%&$" she said softly

God damn. Now that was a piece of ass you didn't see every day. She was almost speechless at the sight of that action and you know what it had been a long day. So she got on her comm unit and hailed [member="Cryax Bane"].

"Cryax! I'm gonna be busy for the next." She looked up and down [member="Jarven Zexxel"] for a second or two.

"Hour and a half to two hours." Shortly after she slid the terminal that controlled the drone gunship to Asteria and promptly took the mercs hand and began to drag him towards the nearest broom closet.

 

[Dilbert Cotton]

Location: Dilbana Radisson
Objective: Stay alive
Enemies: [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Jalek Sathora"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Tmoxin Temi"] [member="Erud'ryz'ladre"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]
Allies: [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Dilbert couldn't believe he was going on a real live date with with Keira Ticon as opposed to fantasizing about her in the shower. He couldn't wait to see what she was wearing, to hear the sound of her voice, to smell her. He could barely contain his excitement and literally skipped off the ramp of the private shuttle which had docked behind the Dilbana Radisson. Rock star parking for the biggest Dilbana celebrities! Oh, and their huge entourage of human and near-human bodyguards who swarmed around them, of course.

As the two men entered the Dilbana Radisson, it was lousy with pale, ectomorphic Holocomic and toy collectors. Dilbert sniffed the air like a dog, relishing the sweaty smell of his tribe! As tempting as it was to go straight to the booths, put his paws all over the merchandise, and ogle the Twi'lek booth babes, Dilbert thought that maybe he should find some flowers for Keira. Perhaps some silk ones would be good. After all, they would stay fresh forever. Just like their eternal, undying love for one another.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: Cantina
Objective: Unclear at the moment
Allies: [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] and Ravens
Enemies: N/A

"YOU KNOW WHAT?!"

Jarven's body tensed. Now he'd done it. He didn't know how, but he'd done it. Whatever was going on, he had stepped into it like an oblivious bear in a bear trap.

"Holy #%&$..." The sudden shift in tone was something that Jarven could not have expected, so it put him on edge. On top of that, she then grabbed his hand and started dragging him towards a closet.

Oh, kark! She's snapped! She's gonna' do something bad, I can just tell! He tried to stall the beeline for the closet as gently as possible.

"Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" said Jarven, trying to keep the conversation quiet enough to not make a scene. "I'm sorry for making you mad! I understand that you've probably gone through a lot of frustration, but I'd REALLY like to NOT be stabbed in the gettse!"

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

Location: Space, orbiting Dilbana on Ship, then the Dilbana Radisson
Other Things: Chiasa is not even aware we are Dominioning, she's just doing stuff. Meh.

Look at those little toes! Those were some well taken care of, and well painted toes is what those were. It was the little things in life, Chiasa reflected as she wiggled her freshly painted toes. Ship had entered Dilbanas orbit and was currently just hanging out there, the Twi'lek aboard taking the time to preen. Apparently she was a celebrity and an important galaxian figure after all, she had to look her best. If she was going to be seen, she was going to be seen looking fantastic.

Small ping, flashy light, message time. She'd been starting to think the excitement had been too much for Eugene and he'd had a heart attack or some such. She scanned the message, and nodded once in approval. The Radisson was a galaxy-wide chain, and known for having high standards, and suite was much better than room.

//Incoming transmission..
To: [member="Eugene Leopold"]
From: Chiasa Kritivaas

I'm sure it will be lovely, see you in an hour...

...end transmission///

Was he beneath her? Absolutely, but it was fun to play with the little people now and again when they remembered to be suitably honoured by her presence. An hour, good, that would give her time to finish deciding what to wear..

........​

A little over an hour later, since one couldn't be seen to be watching the time for this sort of thing, that was for the supplicant to do after all, not the Queen, Chiasa approached the Dilbana Radisson. In her outfit she was drawing plenty of looks, but they were a bit.. Creepier than usual. Skinny, pale, bad posture, body odour, weird dead staring eyes, sweaty, open mouthed.. What was this new hell?

With a deadpan expression, chin in the air, one brow slightly arched, the Twi'lek moved to the front desk, where she chose to ignore the line based on the fact that these people were clearly beneath her, and which of them would dare to complain anyway?

"I'm meeting Mr Leopold in Suite 455, do let him know Miss Kritivaas is here."

Quickly.

 

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Cantina
Objective: Get to business
Allies:[member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Jalek Sathora"][member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Cryax Bane"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Eugene Leopold"]

The tiny five foot two woman pretty much ignored the man's cries for help the entire time, he was not getting out of this and Patricia desperately needed to get the edge off of her before she snapped completely. So with one hand she flung the door open to the closet and shoved the man into it. Looking at the crowd she smiled and waved before speaking.

"Occupied!!" And the promptly shut the door with a slam.

Turning around she had Jarven cornered in the rather large supply closet and it was right where she wanted him. Reaching down the sides of her dress she made it to her slender thighs and pulled out two large Czerka machine pistols. However she quickly put them aside before undoing the gun belts at her thighs and letting those drop. Grabbing her data logger she placed it on a shelf pressed a few buttons and played a song that would help cover his screams!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=68IFfpJNLUs

Or set the mood, it could also do that.

With the buff hunk against the wall the little red dress came off and it was time to let off some steam before she murdered everyone. With a maniacal laugh the barely dressed blonde jumped on him wrapping herself around him, smothering him in a kisses to eventually fade to black and what not

 

[Armand Temi]

Location: Suite 455, Dilbana Radisson
Objective: 2
Allies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]
Enemies: None in Eugene's mind

"Dilbs, I got the Twi'lek. That means I kind of got the better deal right?" Eugene said comparing Chiasa and Keira as if they merely collectibles on the showroom floor of the Dilbana Convention Center. "But no time for debate - I have to go!" He sprinted from the main area of the Convention Center and towards the hotel elevators. Cheesy muzak greeted him as the elevator doors opened.

He furiously punched the 4th floor elevator button and went up to the suite to oversee the final preparations of his date with Chiasa. He knew she was on the way because he had gotten her last message on his datapad. Opening the door to room 455 he could see that everything was perfect. The scene looked like an exact tableau of the hostel scene in the original holopics featuring the orange-skinned Twi'lek and Coruscanti senator, down to the grapes and champagne. The bewildered professional holocam operator stood off to the side awaiting orders.

"There's one detail I'm missing," he said aloud. He went into the suite's refresher, removed his clothing and put on a white, fluffy robe. "There that's better."

Once he came out of the refresher, he draped himself across the couch. He had a brief urge to post another leak to Wookiee Leaks because freedom of information was a twenty-four hour job but you know what, tonight was special. The last Raven leak he had could wait until after his date with the delectable Twi'lek.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: *sigh* broom closet
Objective: asodfijaseoifjsadofijaoseif
Allies: Ravens, [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
Enemies: N/A

Now he knew what was happening. The strange thing about it? This was the one thing he was scared of the most.

Hoho!Waytogo! STOP! Jarven,help! JAAARRRRveeeennnn!! Where'sJarven?!Whereishe!! YOUCAN'TEVENPROTECTYOUROWN!YOUSHOULDHAVEDIED!THIS-IS-A-LIE!YOUUNDESERVINGPIECEOFCHIT! Not like this. You aren't here to score, Jarven. You're here to give your life.

He couldn't stand it. His male tendencies (you know what I mean) were naturally kicking in, but Jarven was a scarred and determined man. Every part of him was tempered by his discipline and his terrible past. The screams of Elise and the arguments of his mind were deafening. Gentleness and caution were tossed to the wind in his desperation. He forced her off of him and clutched his head.

"GOD! DAMN!!! IT!!!! I CAN'T DO THIS!!" He went to a wall as far from her (so as to not risk her safety) and started punching the plaster wall. The pain was too much. The pain of his past, the stress of his desires upon his character, and the monolithic amount of self-loathing forced Jarven to release it upon the unfortunate wall. When the plaster was no more, a thin layer of metal became the next victim. He didn't stop punching until a tear had formed in the metal. He then stopped, his face red and heated, tears streaming down his cheeks. He turned back to the (likely) stupified angel, his eyes locked on hers.

"I'm sorry." spoke Jarven. "I...just can't do what you want...Know that I would give my life. For you and the Red Ravens. But I won't allow myself to taint you with my presence...I can't...." He stepped forward, grabbed her hand, and kissed it. "You are a beautiful, young woman. I'm sorry that I've insulted you, but this is where I draw the line." He let go of her hand and turned to leave.

 

[Keira Priest]

Location: En route to Dilbana Radisson
Objective: Kill Go on a date with Dilbert, I guess...
Allies: [member="Patricia Susan Garter"], [member="Cryax Bane"], [member="Jarven Zexxel"], Jalek Sathora, [member="Isaac Ideus"], [member="Asteria Starcatcher"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"], [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Tucking a strand of dark hair behind her ear and doing a final once over of her newly outfitted reflection in the mirror, making certain for the third time that her lightsaber was effectively concealed in the inside pocket of her jacket, Keira left the cantina, now on her way to, well, she wasn't entirely sure where. All she was really doing was following the directions Patricia had given her. Whereas anyone else would have taken a speeder or some kind of private transport, she opted to walk. Why? To bide time, more than anything. If there was one thing she was certain of regarding her new 'assignment', it was that it was most certainly not covered on her payroll. But Patricia was right, she couldn't really complain. Much. Out loud, at least.

Smoke drifted from her mouth in a cloud, cigarette perched at the corner of her mouth. If she was going to do this, she needed something beforehand. And since she'd more or less forgotten to order any drinks at the cantina, this would have to suffice. Besides, whatever Dilbert was expecting from her, she intended to prove him wrong. She knew full well that she was far from the stereotypical dream girl image most every man (or woman, in some respects, including hers) had pictured mentally. It was only a matter of time before her 'date' discovered this, but she knew he wouldn't give up so easily. They never did. I'm not getting paid enough for this.

After a few more minutes she arrived in front of the building that was her destination, and studied it for a long moment. Shrugging to herself, she let her cigarette fall from her fingers, crushing it to the duracrete with the toe of her boot, closing her eyes and exhaling slowly, counting backwards from ten. Opening her eyes, she stepped inside.

Whatever she'd been expecting, this was most certainly not it. But she was used to uncharacteristic surprises, and did nothing more than take this one in stride as she would anything else. Her hazel green gaze shot through with amber, the only outward sign of her descent to the dark side and likely something Dilbert wouldn't notice, scanned the crowd. Apparently this was a popular place, because throngs of people already milled about, with more entering each second. Conscious of just how much attention she was probably drawing, she stepped to the side, finally having picked him out through the crowd. Well, here went nothing.

Glancing around one final time she began weaving her way through the crowd, nudging people out of the way if they didn't move quite fast enough, intent on getting things over with as quickly as possible.

 

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Cantina
Objective: Get to business
Allies:[member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Jalek Sathora"][member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Cryax Bane"]
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Why did she always get the crazy ones? Seriously?! Why?! Was it her? The entire time the man was on his tirade defending her from the dastardly supply closet wall who was without a doubt plotting world domination and genocide of all non wall species, she had her arms crossed with her face in a flat unamused slate that oozed "Really?" So after the man finished up he said some stuff about dying for the ravens and her and then kissed her hand once.

"Wow, how gallant of you." She said flatly. But then she could clearly see the man was in some sort of pain, and a lot of it by the looks of things.

So she relaxed her shoulders and sighed before flicking some blonde hair out of her face. She took a step forward while still in her frilly lingerie and put a hand on his as he turned, her tiny fingers wrapping around his hands. She looked up to him with her bright blue angelic eyes and smiled a very weak but comforting smile.

"Hey, it's alright." She then slowly wrapped her other hand around his arm and twined them both together.

"No ones going to hurt anyone, it's okay." She said again comforting him.

Lifting her hand up from his she began to run it through messy brown hair in a stroking fashion to get him to stay calm. It was after all her job to help take care of raven personnel and this guy clearly needed the help.

"Hey, look at me." She pointed his head down to meet her gaze and she still wore that smile.

"Just relax, let me take the pain away." And with that she stood up on her tip toes and gave him a very slow and very soft kiss on the lips. She didn't even know the guys name but that really didn't matter to her, it had been months since she had any form of physical intimate contact what with her going through the final trimester of pregnancy and everyone at the ravens either being a woman or gay. It was nice just to have a little kiss.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: Broom Closet of cantina
Objective: Calm down
Allies: [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] and Ravens
Enemies: N/A

His words didn't seem to have a meaningful impact on her. Jarven had let loose his soul before her and it meant nothing to her. Maybe women don't like personal baggage. Does this mean I should hold it all inside? Is that the only way I can protect people? That's what I've been doing, though! I can't keep this pain and I can't get rid of it! Jarven was empty. His emotions were drained. There was nothing but Jarven and Jarven was nothing. His reverie was broken by the woman who kept him from turning away.

She twined their arms together and she stroked his hair. The dark red outline that was left of his heart started to turn a brighter shade of red(figuratively, of course). Was this love? It had been so long since he had felt the familial love of his clan, let alone actually had the chance to be close to a woman. Her smile sent warmth to his heart. The pain seeped into his hands, the nerves chorusing built up as his adrenaline wore off. He didn't care, though. She had then kissed him. Pain wasn't allowed here for it would ruin the moment.

His free arm went around her and embraced her, holding her close. His other hand gripped and held her hand. She had started the kiss, but he returned the sentiment, prolonging the kiss.

It was nice to have a kiss.

 

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Cantina
Objective: Comfort
Allies: [member="Jarven Zexxel"]
Enemies: NA

He was calm this was good, his breathing had steadied and she could feel his heart pumping at a normal rate. But all of this was purely background noise to the fact that mystery man here was a hell of a kisser. The tiny petite blonde felt the man's powerful arm wrap around her in a very tender embrace and she shuttered at the feel of it a very pleasant sensation running up her spine. Patricia at first had been trying to calm the man down and had intended on breaking the kiss and simply saying a few encouraging things before giving him a pat on the back, saying a few encouraging words then sending him out the door. But something about the kiss just sparked and it made her want more from the man with no name.

Still on her tip toes she began to press forward inch by inch until his back was pressing against a shelf with a few cleaning products on it. With her free hand she intertwined her fingers with his kept up the kiss. Leaning in on him slowly and gently her eyes closed and simply lost in a good moment she wanted more from him, but after seeing his little freak out session she wanted to be safe with him. She wanted him to be safe and to want what she wanted, and right now she wanted him. So with a small effort of her will she perched back down on her heels and broke the kiss softly. With a moment to catch her breath she continued to look up at him with her big blue eyes and spoke.

"You don't have to go, we can take this slow." She said with a soft smile and an aching hunger in her eyes.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: The Closet
Objective: Something that lasts
Allies: [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] and Ravens
Enemies: N/A

*Bump*

"Mmf..." quietly uttered Jarven as a bottle of Drain-X (That's what they call their products in Star Wars. O is a letter ending for wussy products. X is the proper Star Wars---WHY am I typing on about this? The joke's not funny anymore. I ruined it.)

Anyway, when he bumped into the shelf, a bottle of Drain-X fell off of the shelf and hit him on the head, bouncing off to the side and away from both of them. He didn't care, though. He was having his first kiss. The bliss ended when she pulled gently away. He realized that his eyes were closed as well.

"You don't have to go, we can take this slow."

Oh, frell. He could see the desire, nay, the hunger in her eyes. Now it was HIM who was instigating this. He took her head in his hands and touched his forehead to hers. Lust easily reintroduced itself into Jarven's head, but in response to this, so too did his reasoning and wisdom.

He stared deeply into her eyes for a couple seconds before saying, "My name is Jarven. Jarven Zexxel. I don't know your name, but I know that I like you very much. You are so beautiful. I believe that you're also beautiful here." Jarven motioned over his chest, right where his heart was. "I want to get to know you. I don't believe basing a relationship off of flesh is a good idea. I wouldn't want to take something as precious as that from you without working for and deserving it."

 

[Erud'ryz'ladre]

Location: Eugene's mother's house, but heading to the Dilbana capital city
Allies: [member="Cryax Bane"]
Enemies: [member="Eugene Leopold"], [member="Dilbert Cotton"]

During the whole taxi ride and thereafter, the Chiss had remained silent, more concerned with Mr. Bane's safety than with the problems with this mysterious "leaker".

Even as they arrived at the supposed home of their target, she remained quiet as she scoped the place out. However, Dryzl had to admit one thing: She was completely and irrevocably underwhelmed. Seriously. This place looked as if it belonged to an elderly female, most likely human, but was then taken over by several intoxicated juvenile delinquints. There was trash everywhere, most of it moldy food or wrapper.

The Chiss curled her lip, moving an empty can out of the way with the toe of her boot. This sort of pigsty would have never been tolerated at the Academy, and that sort of discipline was one which she carried with her to this day. Even on Erud'ryz'ladre's bad days, the most trash she left around was an errant food wrapper.

Anyway, the house appeared clean -- clean as in no threats -- and not a soul was in sight. So, leaving the two droids to continue the sweep, she returned to Mr. Bane's side in time to catch him ask a question to an unseen member, most likely Patricia. She then nodded in acknowledgement when her employer said that it was time to leave the hovel -- that is, if the "nerds" Mr. Bane referred to were Mr. Cotton and Mr. Leopold. I will file that away for later, if the need arises for clarification, she decided. Either way, she was glad to get out of here. The absolute filth would most likely give her nightmares.

And speaking of nightmares, Erud'ryz'ladre had a question for Mr. Bane. As she followed him out and met up with the two other droids, she cleared her throat. "Mr. Bane, sir. These...gentlemen. Mr. Cotton and Mr. Leopold. They, ah..." Struggling for the proper Basic words, the woman instead reverted to Cheunh. "Csei s csarcican't nah cart ch'acacah to g'evipi can'hihn to Ch'acirisinah, csarcican't hah?"

One time was more than enough. Heavens help the gentlemen if they deem it necessary to act like that odious man.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

Patricia wasn't in love by any means, she was in love already with the father of her two children. However she did not know that man was currently deceased, but she had always gotten around and made had various hook ups and flings without really getting too attatched to any one person. But there was something sweet about this guy and mysterious that kept her from simply laughing in his face and walking out to go jump someone else's bones. He was sweet, kind, and he didn't even want to rush things let getting it on. Hell even the father of her children when they first met they got it on like pong without even knowing each other's names. And well this was the first time any guy had done this to her or even said she was beautiful. She was almost stunned and her cheeks began to flush red and she looked down a bit embarrased and flattered by his words.

"I um." She really didn't know what to say, so she went with what was probably the first best step.

"I'm Patricia." She said looked back up at Jarven, her cheeks still flushed pink and bright. She still wanted him and slow was good for now, so she smiled at him softly and giggled a bit.

"Tell you what, you seem like a flowers and chocolates kind of guy so after we finish up here you can take me out on some kind of date. Sound good?" She asked him with a little smile on her face still.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

(OOC: Duuuuuh, what's a date? :wacko: haha, jk)

Location: The Closet
Objective: Plan for a date...Wait, no I have to do one of those objectives. Okay, Objective 1 or 2, whichever gets in my way first. And then plan for the date. But, then again, I guess I have to figure out where to go from here. How about this? I'll use a repeat objective: Something that lasts. Perfect.
Allies: Red Ravens and [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
Enemies: The Dilbana Nerd Two-o

Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body. That would be disrespectful. Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body. Don't stare at her body.

"I um."

Uh oh. Jarven wondered if he had made this awkward.

"I'm Patricia."

His heart lifted. He had once read that the journey of a thousand light years began with the flick of a switch...or something like that...maybe the proverb was supposed be about walking? But that sounds boring. Oh well. Her name was a start. It was a small start, but the mere fact that she offered it meant that she was willing to start.

Her cheeks had flushed pink and she smiled. Soon after, she started to giggle, and Jarven could feel his heart soar. He couldn't help but smile like an idiot.

"Tell you what, you seem like a flowers and chocolates kind of guy so after we finish up here you can take me out on some kind of date. Sound good?"

Jarven lifted her hand and kissed it again. He then said, "That sounds perfect. What kind of things do you like?"

 

[Miss Blonde]

Location: Closet
Objective: Get a date
Allies: [member="Jarven Zexxel"]
Enemies: None


Patricia giggled again and it was actually genuine, the guy was asking her what she liked. And well old Patricia would of said clubbing, drinking, sex, and fighting. The mother of two and refined Patricia didn't really know what she liked, well drinking was still obviously on the list but she did have to be responsible with it now. So she thought about that for just a moment as she tapped her finger to her chin. Well she hadn't been taken to dinner in years, a very long time actually. And she did want to see how this guy could handle the fact that yes she was a mother and if he wanted a relationship with her they would be in the picture. Most men saw a baby and instantly bugged out of it as fast as they could so she would see his character.

"How about." She said letting her words draw out as she pressed up against him letting her chest press against his midsection and abs.

"You come over to my apartment on antecedent, cook me dinner, we watch a movie, have some wine and chat. Sound pleasant?" She said to the man hoping he would take her offer. The night actually did sound rather fun and she could find a sitter for Kingcaid while Erika was at her fathers palace for the weekend.

But the woman smiled and leaned up to kiss him on his neck and collar bone gently. She was having fun and it was much better than going out there to deal with those nerds.